Q&A: Me
The Following May Be Disturbing to Some Readers
Voice: What? Are you some type of psychopathetic moron.
Chris: I think you just made up a word.
Voice: But I don't even exist.
Chris: THEN STOP TALKING TO ME!
Voice: No one else will.
Chris: Thank you.
Voice: That wasn't a compliment.
Chris: Then I will consider that a compliment.
Voice: Why?
Chris: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voice: I am.
Chris: I know. Stop it, okay. You are once again making me doubt my sanity. This isn't right.
Voice: But its your fault. Don't blame me for your own issues. You created me.
Chris: And now I must end you.
Voice: But you're against drugs. And knives.
Chris: Then please, shut the f up.
Voice: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris: Eventually.
Published by Kill Chris H!
Kill Chris H! is an "actor"/"writer" from Covina, California. He enjoys "pizza" and is "often" seen at the nearest Shakey's "crying" while eating a huge "plate" of Mojos. As of "April" 2010 he decided to pro... View profile
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4 Comments
Post a CommentI don't really hear voices. It was a joke.
to the anonymous posted on 04/02/2007,
do not comment on subject you know nothing about. A person do not have to be disturbed to suddently hear voice in their head. You are just lucky you don't have that problem.
Bingo!
You are a disturbed human being. I bet Mother ran off when you were young.