Q&A: Prop. 19

Prop. 19: Hi Kill Chris H! :[

Kill: Why the sad face bby?

Prop. 19: Well I...I just lost :[

Kill: Really? But I thought all the cool people were going to vote for you, what happened?

Prop. 19: I thought that too! BUT people like YOU are smartening up the public and making them realize that drugs don't make you cool, they make you stupid.

Kill: Well I would hate to take all the credit, but if I help at least one person out there realize the dangers...

Prop. 19: I wasn't giving you all the credit. I was just trying to be polite and hide my deep sadness for my horrible loss this evening. I really thought I had a chance. I guess most of the stoners were too stoned to remember to vote.

Kill: Well they do have a reputation for being lazy. But aren't you at least maybe...the least bit glad that you lost?

Prop. 19: I hate to admit it, but yes, I'm happy that I lost. Marijuana is a gateway drug. And although I wanted to bring in tax dollars to California, in the end it's not worth the easy access to said gateway drug. It would just lead to more drug addicts and we have enough of those as it is.

Kill: I'm really proud of you for admitting that. Such a classy prop you are.

Prop. 19: Why thank you Chris :]

Kill: Don't you just hate when people say that it isn't a gateway drug? Why do these people kid themselves like this?

Prop. 19: I find that ridiculous also. Every drug addict out there started with weed. All of them. One hundred percent. So how could anyone possibly argue that?

Kill: My theory is that the people who argue it tend to be high. By the way, where did you get those statistics?

Prop. 19: A little thing called common sense. Now I know you like to avoid such people but I'm not. I've spoken to them and they all admit that they wanted to start out small but eventually, it isn't enough. They want more. They can't help it. Their minds are weak. They can't say no. They can't put it down...

Kill: I think even a somewhat intelligent person would know that all they have to do is physically put the drugs down or better yet destroy the harmful product. Why do they have such trouble doing this?

Prop. 19: They lack the brain power to make the right choice. It's just that simple.

Kill: Well that does make sense, but isn't that kind of a mean thing to say? Where are your manners young man?

Prop. 19: Well, someone has to say it. Might as well be me.

Kill: You're right, someone does. I'm glad it's you and not me.