QN #2: Say No to Seatbelt and Speeding Tickets New Jersey

On route to the governor's mansion, with the intention to oversee the meeting between the Rutgers' women's basketball team and dethroned shock jock, Don Imus, Governor John Corzine ended up at an alternate destination. That destination was the emergency room with a snapped femur, 12 busted ribs, a broken collarbone, a fractured chest bone, and other smaller injuries. The accident was the result of a mysterious and crazed driver side swiping the governor's vehicle. However, the state trooper who was driving Governor Corzine just happened to be cruising along at 91 miles per hour--surely within the legal limit for those suffering from dyslexia. On top of the state trooper's neglect for the SUV's speedometer, Mr. Corzine had apparently forgotten about those newly-fangled devices known as "seatbelts" since he was not wearing one.

Maybe the governor was suffering from stomach pains such as gas that only worsened when the seatbelt pressed against his belly. Maybe it was his eagerness to watch Don Imus face an entire team of women whom he referred to as "nappy-headed hoes" that caused the governor to forget to 'click-it'. But whatever the reason for the governor's choice to live on the edge as well as the state trooper's decision to see what the SUV had in terms of mechanical balls, there is something that has not yet been addressed until now. Will Corzine and the state trooper be receiving tickets for their crimes? Sure, the governor suffered a variety of serious injuries, but if it were any other civilian in that position, they would be laying in a hospital bed with a seatbelt ticket sitting on the night stand next to them.

Any other civilian driving 91 mph, right before they were involved in a car accident, would certainly be without a license for at least six months, along with 4 license points and a hefty fine. Why should Corzine and the state trooper be exempt from the very laws they are sworn to enforce? As a seeker of true justice-not this nonsense these big shot millionaires sing and dance about-I ask for a state-wide movement to boycott any speeding or seatbelt tickets that are given until Corzine and the state trooper are presented with tickets for their crimes. It's not like Corzine will be unable to afford the ticket; he did spend millions for a job that can only pay a maximum of $175,000.

New Jersey, if you are sick of the hypocrisy, sick of the false justice, please resist any seatbelt tickets written. Say no to speeding tickets given for speeds below 91 mph. As individuals, we will create more trouble for ourselves, but as a unified state of people, we will restore justice to a world that has severely lost sight of what justice truly is. Pack the courts with complaints until they are forced to present the state trooper and the governor with what they rightfully deserve. Mr. Corzine and your state trooper buddy, hopefully you will ask for your tickets and show the state of New Jersey that you are men of principle. If you choose to hide behind your injuries then I hope you abolish the "click it or ticket" laws and increase the highway speed limits to 91 mph as it would be the only fair course of action. But until you receive your tickets or change the laws don't expect any sympathy for your crimes.