Questions to Ponder

When you're at Border's buying lots of stuff, why do they ask if you want a bag? Of course I want a bag. How many arms do you think I have?

Why do all classical radio stations have British DJ's?

Why do all health professionals say in order to lose weight you need to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day? You don't see too many fat anorexics, so 'not eating' must accomplish something.

Speaking of classical music, why is it that every time I hear it I think of Tom and Jerry cartoons?

Why would anyone think it would be a good idea to get a vanity plate with "TP4MYBH"?

If God truly loves us, why didn't he make broccoli taste like chocolate, and chocolate taste like beets?

How can something that has only 180 calories be labeled a "meal bar"?

Why is it when they open a new check-out lane, they always take someone from the back instead of the person second in line who's been waiting the longest?

Why don't "1-hour" dry-cleaners offer 1-hour dry-cleaning? Has anyone successfully gotten 1-hour dry-cleaning service in the history of mankind?

Why does all toothpaste and gum only come in variations of mint or cinnamon flavors? Dogs get beef-flavored toothpaste, can't I get 'chocolate-chip cookie' flavored toothpaste?

Why are some carrots sweet and some taste like they're made from turpentine?

Why does the grocery store bagger always ask if I need help outside even if I only have two bags? How old do I look?

If you have toys at your desk, and someone from IT comes over to change something on your computer, why do they think they have the right to play with your toys?