Quips and Posers

Definition of a poor typist: Someone who has to search for the "W" 3 times when typing in an Internet address in the address bar.

Love isn't something you get, it is something you give.

The fact that most people buy PC's instead of Mac's proves that humans love the challenge of Imperfection.

Looking in a mirror my left becomes my right and my right becomes my left, but my head is still on top and my feet are on the bottom. What?

A popular antacid is Rolaids, So if the name of the product is plural Rolaids then is a single Rolaid a Rolaid or a Rolaids.

Desperation leads to appreciation.

When we die, why do we embalm to preserve the body? WE ARE DEAD!! What if your spirit cannot be set free until your body is decomposed? What if your claustrophobic? Let my body go naturally as written. Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. From the earth we came and back to the earth we shall go, why do we insist on fighting it even in death?

We think we can make a difference for the good by voting democratic or republican, but no matter which party is in office, our constitution and our freedoms continue to erode beneath our feet. - (That is why we buy PC's instead of Mac's we love imperfection)

Thomas Jefferson grew hemp, if you grow hemp today you go to jail. In the 1930's the pharmaceutical companies processed hemp as medicine, today they say it has no medicinal value and pay millions through lobby money to keep it that way. Someone somewhere is lying.

We struggle and stress to make money to pay bills that buys things that next year we practically give away in yard sales. Maybe it wasn't important enough to stress over to begin with, after all it is just stuff.

The world of medicine used to be a natural science, in search of cures. Today it has become a socio-economic science in search of money from treating symptoms. Why cure cancer when a fortune can be made on Chemo treatments?

If a man lives 60 years, his heart will beat roughly 1 million 892 thousand times. Every single one of those beats is the difference between this life and the doorway to eternity. No one knows which beat will be the last.

It is said, a real man makes his own luck. Microsoft programmers program in hidden security glitches for job security.

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A rich man and a poor man in the same hospital room and both are dying. The rich man always detested the poor man, but the poor man loved everyone, even the rich man. Now they are both going where the only thing they have to take with them is the love they shared in life. Which man is the rich man and which one is the poor man?

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