Quotes for a Better Life..

I have always been a big fan of quotes whether they be inspirational or humorous I love them one day I decided what the heck why don't I just come up with my own quotes to live by here are a couple....

Why live in the past when you can die in the future

If you hide from the light the darkness will find you

Don't be a victim of aids-Give aids to victims

Evil makes good things look boring!

The difference between heaven and hell is the climate

Fon't set fire to your house-you might regret it in the morning

Gret not for all good things will never happen to you

the dead can't talk

All bad things considered, life rocks!

The dead are walking the earth, get dressed!

Two wrongs dont make a right but four rights make a full circle

He who eats a can of beans before he goes to bed is bound to wake up with his own stench!!

He who skinny dips in the arctic pole is bound to get brain freeze!!

Stressed work leads to a Heart Attack, Work leads to a Hernia, Laziness leads to a couch potato. Choose your path wisely!!

The grass is never greener on the other side, unless your in morroco!

Hope you enjoyed them....