Rachel Uchitel Texts to David Boreanaz Released

Rachel Uchitel's mother must be proud. Well, she used to be, I'm sure. She was really happy to let everyone know when her lovely daughter was dating baseball player Derek Jeter and rubbing shoulders (and other things too, I think) with the rich and famous.

I think she was less happy though, when it was revealed that her daughter was one of Tiger Woods'mistresses girlfriends. Now, according to RadarOnline, she was also one of David Boreanaz's mistresses girlfriends too.

Rachel Uchitel denies all of this of course, just as she denied any involvement with Tiger Woods. Through her attorney, the charming and every man's fantasy herself, I'm sure, Gloria Allred, Rachel released this statement to RadarOnline:

"Rachel Uchitel has reviewed the text messages which are alleged to be between her and David Boreanaz. She believes that they are not authentic and that someone is deliberately trying to portray her in a false light. For this reason, Ms. Uchitel strongly asserts that these texts should not be published."

Unfortunately, RadarOnline must have missed the part where it was requested that the text messages not be published and well, they published them. You can read them here if you wish. And if you do read them, can you report back and explain to me what she means by the statement "Rachel Uchitel is being portrayed in a false light?"

Does she mean she didn't send these texts? Does she mean she doesn't want anyone to think she is desperate and her only hope for a relationship is with someone else's husband? Or is that she wants everyone to know that David Boreanaz chased her and that she didn't chase him, as Fox 411 is reporting today? If so, well, that clears everything up entirely.

I'm sure Rachel's mother would want that little detail cleared up as well. The last thing any mother wants to do is raise her daughter to chase after someone else's husband. Because, every mother knows that if a girl is going to sleep with another woman's husband, he better be the one doing the chasing. It's only proper.

I wonder if Matt Lauer is somewhere checking his Blackberry.

Sources:

People.com
RadarOnline
Associated Content
Daily Mail.co.uk
Chicago Sun Times