Rainbow Poop: What Former Mom's Don't Tell You

I Will Be Silent on Rainbow Poop No Longer!

Linda StCyr
Former parents have secrets. They have secrets about the bodily functions of babies. I am going to shed some light on this for you. Babies poop. Babies poop a lot. Babies poop in a rainbow of colors. Baby poop also smells in different scents of ick, eww and gag. Often times these first experiences with rainbow baby poop make new moms nervous, nauseous and sometimes they make a new mom cry.

Why, oh, Why did our mothers not tell us about this feat of motherhood? How could they not have described the awful smells that would come out of such a cute package? Why didn't they let us know that due to rainbow poop we would change 10-20 diapers a day? I believe it is because mother's know best and think we should learn the hard way.

My first experience with rainbow baby poop almost led me to the Doctors office. The baby had been fine and eating/drinking quite normally. At this stage I was used to the formula poop which is a different shade than breast milk poop. Slowly I came to the solid foods poop. Solid baby foods actually are not solid. They are that mushed up, mashed up veggies, fruits and dinners often found in a baby food jar. Once these foods get fed to the baby, they need to be released. They however do not come out in formula poop or breast milk poop colors.

What goes in, must come out and when it comes to babies it comes out in the colors they have just eaten. Green foods like green beans and spinach lead to green poop. Orange foods like peaches and oranges lead to orange poop and so on. I thought my son was bleeding where he should not have been when he pooped a light shade of pink. Instead of rushing to the Doctor I phoned him.

Thankfully, he (my doctor) explained that it is quite natural for babies to poop in all colors of the rainbow when they start eating solid foods. No need to worry unless the baby was having trouble going, having diarrhea or wouldn't eat. Then it was time to take him to the doctor otherwise everything was quite normal.

Rainbow poop and all of its lovely (gag) scents are quite normal. Now you know the secret. Tell other mother's to be so they will not be unfamiliarly initiated in the secret silence group. It may just save a moms sanity.

Published by Linda StCyr

Linda St.Cyr has been a featured contributor for Associated Content from Yahoo!, she is the author of several short stories including the story "Leaving" published in the anthology collection, Elements of Ti...  View profile

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  • Dreamweaverr9/22/2009

    LOL, I have one defect I am often thankful for. My sense of smell is really bad. Changing diapers rarely bothered me, at least by smell.

  • Tyler Smalley4/29/2009

    Oh god, that makes me want to puke!

  • Sarra Barton2/1/2009

    Thanks for the warning. I'll remember this if I ever have my own bundle of rainbow poop :-)

  • Moeursalen1/31/2009

    Did you every think of writing dialogue for "House", that TV thing with Hugh Laurie?

  • Rissa Watkins1/30/2009

    Ok that's it, you are drummed out of the mom's secret club- hand in your badge. great article. I remember the rainbow poop but always forget to tell new moms.

  • Heather Mark1/30/2009

    I love it! It makes me want to share a poop story from this morning, but that might be TMI.

  • Cyndee Kromminga1/30/2009

    Very funny!

  • Lyn McCallister1/30/2009

    Ha, Linda, so true - rainbow poop! It starts again in preschool when they try a "taste test" of color crayons.

  • Debbie Henthorn1/30/2009

    Must...keep...rainbow poop...memories...buried! So traumatizing! I did the same thing - panicked over beet poop!

  • CJ Mathis1/29/2009

    Yes many new mothers get scared when the poop is colored I find it interesting.

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