Random Comments: I Drink...Your...Milk...Shake!

Here we go again. Let's unload some mind gunk. Again, watch where you step.

Sinbad made this observation many moons ago: In all those vampire movies, why do the vampire hunters look for the vampire's coffin at night? Wouldn't it make more sense if they did it during the day when the vampire was asleep?

This thought came to me a while back. In the Harry Potter series, Ron and Hermione have a big fight, then make up after something disastrous happens. The last time was Hermione being tortured. I shudder to think what has to happen in order for them to resolve a marital dispute.

More proof that people are still coming up with junk to sell to the consumers: A TV commercial selling a marshmellow popgun. Yeah, like I'll use my marshmellows for gun ammo. Even worse, I'm sure little Timmy will realize he can shoot more than marshmellows and foam pellets.

The 19-year-old mayor of Hillsdale, Michigan, got in trouble for an Internet prank played on his former campaign manager. Um, although it's bad behavior, I can't help but think it pales in comparison to the stuff older politicians have done or allegedly done. Plus, he actually admitted what he did--very impressive. Let me know if he gets caught doing hand or foot signals in a bathroom or soliciting high-priced prostitutes online. Actually, don't.

Is anyone else worried for Ali Lohan?

Dr. Octagonapus, BLAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

I've noticed that other countries have had female heads of state, so what's taking us so long? We did take a while on slavery and segregation, though.

Is it just me, or is every sit-down restaurant serving mini-burgers and shot glass desserts?

What you call a TV dinner, I call an appetizer.

When I was younger, I admired Macaulay Culkin. His antics in Home Alone amused me. I mean, using various items around the house to beat up a pair of burglars--that was so cool. I was also envious of him. He was there acting in all these movies while I was just this guy, and he was slightly younger than I am. I thought he'd be living a happy life filled with more opportunities to improve his craft, expand his range, and show off his talent. Boy, I know nothing.

I think I'll wait for Speed Racer to come out on DVD. That way, I can experience potential seizures in the privacy of my home.

I'll be honest. Speed Racer/Mach Go Go! wasn't one of my favorite cartoons. Really not into racing unless it involves the legal use of red shells or other weapons.

I'm conflicted on watching Iron Man. On the one hand, a guy in battle armor is cool. On the other, he fought Captain America during Marvel's Civil War. Oh well, may try to watch it in theaters. I was on the side that wanted their groups to slaughter each other so it could take over.

If anyone is wondering, no, I didn't watch There Will Be Blood.

From the desk of H.A. Senidal, 5/21/2008