Random Thoughts: Fall Cleaning, Fall Cleaning!

OK, gathering up all the thoughts I've had over these last few days. Ack, dropped the basket! Come back here, thoughts!

Late thought: Jerry Falwell once blamed pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, and lesbians for the 9/11 attacks. Er, that was actually a group of religious fanatics. Not like we have those here.

Is it me, or do we fight and kill each other for the dumbest reasons?

Proof of Applebee's good food: A six-year-old boy tried to drive there. Gotta love their chicken-fried chicken and boneless Buffalo chicken wings.

Anyone remember the Carl's Jr. commercial for their Sourdough Patty Melt? The one with the two White wannabe rappers? I don't know who was more pathetic: the rappers or me for being tempted to buy the sandwich.

Forget the fad diets. Just eat right and exercise.

I think I actually like bubblegum pop. It's rather catchy despite the sappiness. I still don't like boy bands, though. I think it's human instinct to despise anyone of the same sex who's prettier than we are.

Does every talent show on TV need a snippy British judge?

Can we actually come up with a TV show that's not based on something from another country?

Why is The Bachelor still on the air?

Tip for Jay Leno: When you're done delivering the punchline, please stop talking.

AnnaSophia Robb scares me. It's her eyes, man, her eyes!

Paris Hilton says he's going to Rwanda to spread awareness of its plight. Any chance she can stay there?

To anyone injecting themselves with Botox: What, you want to be beautiful corpses? Yeah, I know it's not enough to kill you, but you're still going to die anyway. Don't think God's going to be impressed with how your body looks when it's buried or cremated.

Do we really need a Starbucks on every block?

I think we should grab our cameras, hunt down paparazzi, and take pictures of them as they're snapping shots of celebrities. Let them know what it's like to be bothered during private moments.

TMZ.com has a TV show now. Anyone wondering how many souls they sold to get it on the air?

I don't need a SPAM filter. I need a program to send worms or viruses to people who send me SPAM. Either that or the ability to inflict brain pain. That'd be great for dealing with showoffs when I'm online Dueling. No wait, in that case, I'd like the ability to generate electricity or manipulate darkness. Fry the nitwit for showboating or have the shadows devour him. That'd be cool.

If everyone was like me, the world would be a scary place.