Random Thoughts: I Replace Your Reality with Mine

Anyone here ever think Britney Spears would be the stable one while Christina Aguilera would be the nutter? Anyone here take bets on that? Anyone here regretting their choice? Good thing I don't gamble.

Nickelodeon's airing the final season of Zoey 101. Heh, didn't care much for the show before Jamie Lynn got pregnant, don't care for it right now.

I'm an independent voter who leans towards the Democrats. At least they try to be progressive. Besides, look at their presidential candidates and compare them to the Republicans'. Yeah, gonna go with the donkey this year barring anything seriously bad.

Call me crazy, but I still think we should decide our president by having all the candidates play Super Smash Bros. or Yu-Gi-Oh! Okay, Magic too. Fear Kirby and Pikachu! Fear them!

Much as I like parody movies, I seems there has to be one released each year. Still want to watch Meet the Spartans, though. Nice to see Kevin Sorbo working.

Only a truly hate-filled person can loathe penguins.

You know, it's sometimes amusing to watch people denounce the existence of multiple gods while promoting the idea a guy was executed and then raised from the dead.

I just realized something. Magic is good if the Son of God does it. Magic is bad if we lowly humans do it. I get it now. I think. Could be because of the source of the magic. From God, it's good. From another source, bad. Yeah, feel free to speculate.

If God hates homosexuals, then how come They have allowed a good number of them to exist?

To Westboro Baptist Church: What is your major malfunction? Also, do you hate penguins? I'm just curious.

To the people who came up with Crowned: What the heck were you thinking? Aside from beauty pageant fans, who'd watch it?

To the people behind Beauty and the Geek: I don't think you're using real geeks. I'm just saying.

My idea for a reality show: Teams made up of young celebrities run around a city of my choice for charity. Each day, the celebrities would have to make their way to a location following a series of clues while being delayed by costumed persons. To get past these persons, they would have to play the Yu-Gi-Oh! card game. Defeating them earns them points and card packs. Each day is staffed by a Boss waiting at the location; defeating said Boss in a game--usually Yu-Gi-Oh!--earns the winning team a load of points and a number of packs. Everything leads up to a big Duel with the mastermind behind it all. Anime opening themes and other J-Pop will be played as well. Hey, I said it was my idea. I didn't say it'd be popular or any good.

Humans must be a sick species if they want to laugh at the misfortunes of others, although to be honest, I do wince when the truly bad singers sing on American Idol.

Is it me, or is Simon Cowell actually nicer this year?

You know your characters have you whipped when you give in to their demands. As of now, my character Amor has a pet pig and a pet penguin. She looks cute, but she will break bones if you make her mad.

I still want a world where Yu-Gi-Oh! is treated like a serious sport.

I'm waiting for someone to make a Web video telling everyone to leave Miley Cyrus alone.

Pengy!

From the desk of H.A. Senidal, 1/31/2008