Read Snooki's New Novel! OMG!
Give Up Your Aspirations of Becoming a Best Selling Novelist: Read Snooki's New Novel
I ran across this in the news and just had to write about it. I know that many of us write short stories, poetry and have aspirations of writing the great American novel. This is my sarcastic feelings about this so-called actress who has now become a writer.
We might as well give up if we expect to have an accepted published novel when we have the likes of Snooki to compete with. If you want to be blown away by talent, not to mention creative writing you need to read excerpts from her novel. You have got to see the comparisons between Nicole, aka Snooki Polizzi to Hemingway, Fitzgerald and Faulkner. I was totally unprepared to be so totally in awe of the young Snooki's amazing talent.
What hope is there for the likes of you or me when there is someone like Snooki to compete with? Not only is she a pint-sized dynamo of sexual allure with that gorgeous Coppertonesque tan, acting ability to rival Nicole Kidman, but now she is a writer! You must take a peek at her exciting new novel called "A Shore Thing."
The Jersey Shore's star's first novel, and I do hope it is not the last, is scheduled for release this week. I am glad that I am not competing with her for the National Book Awards. You or I wouldn't stand a chance against this amazing newly discovered talent.
This is just one of her amazing lines in her new novel. Be prepared to be mesmerized. I know I can hardly wait to snatch it off of the shelves of my closest book store.
Polizzi: "Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky."
This is just one line that made me want to tear up my novel and throw it in the trash now. How could I compete with such stunning, creative writing as that? I hope that I have not dashed your dreams to dust by writing this about this amazing new novelist.
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20 Comments
Post a CommentI stumbled across this dreck at Borders last week...uggh!
Dedicted, talented, and hard working writers cannot get a publisher to even glance at their work, yet a perpetually intoxicated, profane, cartoonish, and utterly gross individual who can hardly put two coherant sentences together ...never mind..just shoot me. Whatever sells....
Thanks for getting a smile out of a sorry situation. Nicely done.
I'm with L. I can't stand those Jersey Shore Yo-Yos! They're all so full of themselves. I certainly wasn't impressed. I would never pay for a book by that air-head. She might be smart enough to open a jar of Prego, but that's about it.
I can't bear the sight of any of those Jersey Shore idiots who keep showing up on shows like Live with Regis and Kelly -- and Snooki is one of the worst! You were brave to even LOOK at her book! Very funny review -- keep that tongue in cheek and you'll have a second job as a comedian!
More pv love and best wishes for many blessings. :-)
wow! thanks for a look at this!
I think it's a sad day when a celebrity "writes" a book with a ghostwriter (which she admits to) can be on the NY best sellers list. It's a slam on the face to real writers I think... but, your article was very nicely written!
Great job
LMAO at Robert's comment, too funny. :-) A sense of humor is needed to watch Jersey Shore...lol. Also, deep boredom. Yep, it is true but, hey, they make me laugh, always.
LOLOL!! :-) I admit, I am a Jersey Shore fan...they are just too nuts not to watch and very funny. I have been with/ a fan of MTV long before the first debut of Real World, and while some can laugh, these MTV reality shows really get lots of views. Seriously. Excellent article and great reporting. One thing about it, there is a fan for everything...hehe. Congrats on your page view millionaire badge and being in the hot 500. Way to go, girl. I am so produ of you. Write on!
Very clever stuff indeed. I love the humor of it.