Real Chance of Love 2 - Junk Versus Blonde Baller

Season 2 of Real Chance of Love began a couple weeks ago with the same air of turbulence that had propelled the previous season straight into the trenches of reality trash television. Each day at the mansion has been jam-packed with raunchy catfights, coldhearted back-stabbings, and the feebleminded ramblings of a bunch of big-bosomed babes with way too much makeup! Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to VH1's own House of Horrors-a hotbed consisting of the world's vilest, yet sexy-beyond-belief women!

But despite all the ruckus brewing at the Real Chance of Love manor-such as the fight between Vegas and Show-Me-there is only one conflict that has genuinely piqued my interest: the battle between Junk and Blonde Baller. Before tackling this "brawl of the broads" further, let's first take a quick peek at these two unique Ladies.

Myrline aka Junk is a self-proclaimed "black Barbie" with a whack hairdo, a nasty attitude, and a reputation as a "bad ass." In my opinion, she is a shit-talking butthead who dwells in lies and bullshit. She does, however, sport a gigantically sized booty, which isn't my thing, but might be yours.

Kip aka Blonde Baller, on the other hand, is a small-town country girl with some repulsive Tomboyish habits-burping, farting, etc. Besides that, she's a rather sincere, sexy, and blonde vixen with an adorable Southern accent. Mmm... Daddy likes! Baller's only personality flaw-besides the excessive farting-is her refusal to date non-black men. Hmm... Daddy no likes!

Anyway. Let's get back to the fight!

On episode 3 ("Girls Gone Viral"), Junk stumbled upon Blonde Baller engrossed in a friendly phone dialogue with her best friend, a guy named Courtney. Junk then devised a manipulative plot to have Blonde Baller ousted from the mansion. Not only did Junk spread false rumors that Baller's friend is in fact her bf, but she also informed Chance about her erroneous belief. Her devious agenda is clear as day to me, but Chance-being the puerile boy that he is-was unable to see through her bull. Thankfully, Chance did allow Baller to remain, despite his unwarranted concerns.

On episode 4 ("Yeti Set Go") Blonde Baller discovered that her best friend Courtney had been murdered in Michigan. Junk (the quintessential two-face) immediately jumped to Baller's rescue by encouraging her to return home and attend Courtney's funeral. After Baller refused, Junk and her squad of morons-including the naïve P.S.-began to assert that Baller was lying. They questioned her ability to maintain such a calm composure after hearing such devastating news. NEWS FLASH: Everybody grieves differently. Chance was left once again contemplating which chick to send home. Ultimately unable to decide, he offered to give each lady one more chance to prove her side of the story.

Obviously, Junk is blowing steam out her big ol' trunk in a pathetic attempt to divert attention from her own inadequacies. I've seen the exact same manipulative ploy be used a myriad of times on previous VH1 reality love competitions, including Rock of Love, Real Chance of Love 1, and even For the Love of Ray J. These scandalous heffers have so little to offer, that they must concoct outrageous schemes to ensure their spot in the house remains. It's downright despicable, but a direct result of bad parenting!

Regardless, the final decision is up to Chance. I sincerely hope he eliminates the wicked and witch-like Junk. What about you; what do you think he should do? And why?