Real Chance of Love

Real and Chance from "I love New York" and "I Love Money" are back at it again with their own show, "Real Chance of Love." This by far the funniest reality television show that I have ever encountered. My favorite moments occurred during naming of the Ladies. Some of the more notable names include:

Bay Bay Bay (said in a really funny way by Real)

MeatBall (Chance picked this name for a girl from Italy!)

Isha (Chance: "She done hit me with an Isha! Loqisha, Toqisha, Tanisha, Raqisha, this Isha, that Isha.")

Kiki (Chance: "You know they called you Kiki on the block!")

Bubbles (Somewhat slow by appearances, but really sweet and pretty girl. --> Chance: "She sounds like a space-cadet to me.")

So Hood (She talks a lotta shit about Bubbles which I DON'T LIKE, but overall she's aight.)

Corn Fed (HOT sexy sweet white Lady.)

Cali (Hot sexy Asian chick)

Rabbit (Real: "A chocolate Jessica Rabbit.")

STALKER (This chick gave Chance a 'Flavor Flav'-like "low-budget piece of crap clock".)

Lusy (Rea:"Are you a dominatrix?" --> "I can be!" : Real: "Lusty because she's very busty."

MILF (Self explanatory!)

Promo (Super got damm hot white chick interested in Real)

I'm feeling all the Ladies except the ones that pick on Bubbles. Obviously, my favorite Lady so far is Bubbles. She is sweet, sexy, intelligent, and although ackward, she has a great personality. Bubbles... feel free to give me a holla, sweet thang! I ain't a millionaire yet, but I'm looking to be one in 5 years! One of the chicks has the nerve to call Bubbles a 'dumbass.' Please, you trashy little trick. Bubbles is classy and intelligent. Although she may speak somewhat differently, do not be so quick to judge. Later on, Bubbles asks Chance if he likes animals. One of the chicks makes the rude comment, "You are an animal." But, Bubbles replies by noting that, "We are all animals. DUH." Mmm... I'm turned on! Later on, So Hood directly attacked Bubbles and that really pissed me off.

Later in the episode, MILF gives Chance some loving words and he humorously notes, "Milf makes you feel like a boy again. All I wanna do is be a boy." Hahah! I love this guy!

Plus, Stalker keeps eying Chance and trying to cock-block him. She gets upset when she discovers that Chance broke her clock. She says, "It's the thought that counts." He rebutts with, "It's a low-budget thought." Yepppp! Chance even goes so far as to describe her as a, "Sasss Kwotch." HAHA!

Promo stumbles when Real asks her how her parents would react if she brought home a black dude. Not good, hun, not good at all.

Anyway. Well, it's on! I'm looking forward to many more episodes of 'Real Chance of Love' with my two homeboys, Real and Chance. I wish all the Ladies luck, and I hope Real and Chance make wise decisions. Don't pick based on bullshit and lies, pick on realness. It's all about the eyes, baby, all about the eyes!