Reality Coupons: Save Money on Taxes, Cars, Houses, and Tuition

I been a coupon hunter for years! Save a $1.00 if you buy 6 over priced loafs of bread! Save .50 cents on three of something when one will do you just fine. Reality coupons are badly needed by most folks. Wouldn't it be nice if the companies and services we support on a daily level decided to give us a break!

Reality coupon number one would be for a year off from paying your mortgage-and still it counts like you did! Then your loan amount would still go down. Only you would have a years worth of mortgage payment cash to do with as you so please. Hey if you can get 15 or 30 of these coupons...

Reality coupon for 1/2 off the cost of your new car or truck! Just half off is all we ask...for now! 1/2 off a vehicle is good! Or better yet- buy a car and get one free! I'll take two!

Do you get a refund at the end of the year from Uncle Sam? We need a reality coupon that would triple the refund.

Reality coupon for shoe stores would cover the entire family! This buy one pair and get a pair free- just doesn't cut it for most. If you have four kids, oh well and too bad! Two kids get new shoes and the other two have to wait for the next sale...Come on, get with it...

Reality coupons for the food you do eat is non-existent. Sure you can save a $1 on a $5 loaf of bread. Well, woo hoo! Who can make lunches for all the kids and hubby too with one loaf of high priced fancy bread? One loaf of bread doesn't last the week. Most will buy the store brand--where are the coupons for what we do buy? Reality check please!

Reality coupon for your property taxes..Yesssss, now that is a no brainer! No property taxes for 5 years with this coupon! How hard can it be for the powers that be to print a few zillion of these?

Reality coupons for real savings would have to include your car insurance, college tuition, and giving birth! Hospital stays, travel, and entertainment.

The real reality coupon would be a blank coupon! You fill in the blank to fit your personal need! Good for one free car when you buy a watermelon! How about buy a pencil and get a free house...or buy new bedding and get a free hotel...or maybe plan a family vacation and get a private plane...or, Well, I'm sure you get the point. Wouldn't life be grand with reality coupons?

What would your favorite reality coupon be?