Reality Sucks!

A Review of VH1's New Reality Line-up!

KyhaTheWriter
Basketball Wives Suck!!! Whew! I had to let that one out immediately! These women are more fake than the women on the first season of Flavor of Love! I mean damn! Don't these bitches know that their husbands cheating on them comes with the territory? To make it so bad they think that these so called "groupies" come on to the players and that is not the case. It's the other way around and it's high time that people know the truth about the professional sports players.

The players are the ones who comes up to the women. I know this first hand because it happens to me and it's been happening to me ever since I was 18 years old. It's a well-known fact that when a man sees a beautiful woman he boldly steps to her and offer whatever he's wanting to get into at that time. I won't get too deep into this because it's always reported that these men cheat on their significant others especially the ones who you think are upstanding or that they are so ugly no woman would give them the time of day.

Now for the life of me I don't understand the point of "Royce" being on this show hanging around wives of any kind. Where in the hell is her husband? Hell, where is her man period? Who in the world would want such a toothpick? I keep hoping that one of the wives would cook her a decent home cooked meal but those heifers can't cook worth a damn. If they could then they wouldn't be worried about if their so called men are cheating on them. Hey ladies, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

I had to wrap up the review about this show with the ultimate question. Why are these heifers hating on the one woman who is not yet a wife but her man actually loves her, so much? Hey ladies, don't hate....congratulate! Some couples in the NBA are actually happy. So what her sister allegedly had sex with one of the ugliest looking ball players in the NBA and now she's about to be married to another one. That was her sister not her. Put things in their proper perspective before accusing someone of what someone else did.

Moving on the What Chilli Wants! WOW! What a waste of time and camera equipment! This heifer had two.....count them.......two sexy ass white men after her ass and she is still single? What the hell? Uh......can you say "lesbian in the making"? Girlfriend was all out of options. Maybe she should try coming out of the closet. I'm sorry but that just seems like a true dead end for all men. LOL! No penetration over here.......holla!

Last but certainly not least. Brandy and Ray-J: A family business. I laughed the entire season at these two clowns. I'm still laughing. Yep! Still laughing! Season two has begun and I'm still laughing at last season. We have some characters on this show. First of all, where in the hell is Ray-J's first single from his new album. It was hot when they played it on the show. Furthermore, why is his mother still feeling guilty for living her life through her daughter's success and trying to appease his every whim by babying his spoiled ass? Didn't she try to help Ray-J get his career started too? So why the guilt?

Now as for Brandy. I use to love her music so much! I swear I was one of her biggest fans back in the day. I loved her but she proved to be a Brittany Spears without all of the stealing baby daddies thing though. Brandy has a nice voice she just needs more "umph!" in her personal style and her music and she'll find herself back on top again. Brandy I can help you get back to the top if you would just call me girl! I've got some songs for ya!

The parents in this show I think brings the real drama. The mother is notorious for being a real monster in the industry which is a requirement if you're going to make it to the big time. She is also a control freak in her marriage and it takes her husband to back away to let her realize the many errors and major mistakes she made with her children. With her and Ray-J holding all the cards and pulling the strings of many dysfunctional emotions involved with this family it's a wonder if Brandy and their father ever come out of top. Clearly the reasons for any hurt feelings in this family is caused by the tension between daughter and mother and lack of attention to the son and father. They need major counseling!

Published by KyhaTheWriter

I am no longer an aspiring screenwriter, I am a screenwriter! I will be a published author of an erotic thriller entitled "A Witness to Charm" on November 30, 2008. I've also decided to go back to school and...  View profile

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