Really Bad Pick Up Lines...Have They Ever Been Used on You?

Everyone has falling victim to these terrible pick up lines. You know the ones; you and a girlfriend are just enjoy a nice out dancing or even simply trying to enjoy a drink and conversation with a friend or two, yet for reasons unknown men always seem to have the need to pounce with their best pick up lines...With the help of a few girlfriends we have put together our list of some of the funniest pick up lines ever thrown at us:

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long
Are you a parking ticket?..............You got fine written all over you.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

I know, they are pretty bad aren't they. Here now are some great tips on ways to answer those pick up lines, hope they help:

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?"
"Yeah, but this time don't stop!"

"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Stop."

"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"I think you're the best looking girl in here."
"Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!"

Well I hope you enjoyed my list, men if you are reading this, let it be a lesson to you, we don't like the lines, they don't work. To the real gentlemen out there...thank you for being a gentleman.