Red and Blue Report: Love My Hair, Love My Love Child

John Edwards might be singing that tune and singing a chorus with "far away" in the verse.

Further the better.

Though his hair is never out of place it seems that Edwards might be in a hairy spot, according to the Enquirer.

Apparently the King of Coiffures has allegedly been doing more than preening on the campaign trail.

Rielle Hunter, a pretty blond, supposedly hooked up with Mr. Pretty at a bar and things got hot from there.

So far no denial from either John Edwards, Rielle Hunter, or the developing child.

Barack Obama has come down against torture. Yesterday he pointed out that he never supported the war in Iraq and never supports torture. Except maybe when it comes to repeating the same old burble. Obama says it's never okay to torture. Obama, mamma, please, then, come up with something new to say. It will be a long eight years if you keep on this Barack track.

But he is tied with NYC homeboy Rudi in the Big Apple. Not bad for a freshman US Senator and former state senator from the Land of Lincoln, Illinois.

He's leading Mitt Romney by four points nationally, according to the Rasmussen Reports.

Meanwhile, you'd think that Bill Clinton is out to keep his woman home and baking cookies. He's been on the stump in Iowa, but he must be distracted by the farmers daughters in daisy dukes. His biggest message so far is that when Hillary is elected she will send him and... President Bush (Herbert Walker, that is) on a World Road Trip to do some shtick and shore up America's image. I'm sure Hillary wants to be tied right now to any Reddie, much less the father of the head Red.

Straight talking but downward sliding John McCain had a boost with Senator Joe Lieberman saying that John's his guy. Also the Wall Street Journal seems to have taken a shining to McCain, due to the fact that Giuliani and Romney seem to be sputtering and Huckabee is not exactly known as a tax cutter.

Mr Mitt is jetting on his private 50 seat Embraer jet to exotic locales like Moline, Illinois and unknown cities in Iowa, places where ordinary folks living there pay big bucks to get away from this time of year. Cost is about $8000 per hour. Not known if meals and drinks on board are extra.

Ron Paul, the only candidate with two first names has raised a ton of money via the internet. He is enjoying the same fundraising success that Howard Dean did in the last national election, but without the scream. Wonder if Ron Paul has a PayPal account?

That's all for now. There is no rest of the story until November 2008 Stay tuned.