Red Neck Christmas Gifts that Won't Cost You a Lot of Green

Rednecks aren't the easiest people to find gifts for. There are only so many six packs of beer and boxes of beef jerky you can wrap and put under the tree. Here are 20 christmas gifts that are inexpensive and easily found on line.

Black Leather Beer Holster

Rugged black leather beer holster with suede "thigh ties" so you'll always be quick on the draw to chug your favorite brew. It even contains a secret pocket to hide emergency cash so you never run out of beer. Holds both cans and bottles. Beer not included. Home Wet Bar. Homewetbar.com $27.99

Hillbilly Briefcase

This is one briefcase any redneck boss would be proud to carry ... a brief case made from a pair of clean, 100% cotton briefs with wooden handles imprinted with "Hillbilly Briefcase". It's perfect for holding beef jerky, a flask of Jack Daniels, a hunting knife and a can of smokeless tobacco. Find A Gift. com. http://www.findgift.com/gift-ideas/pid-230739

Hot Pink Redneck Chick Holster

Smokin' hot pink leather beer holster for redneck women who are always ready to party. Holds both cans and bottles of your favorite brew. Contains secret purse to keep your cash stash. Beer not included. Home Wet BarHomewetbar. com $27.99

Road Kill Cafe BBQ Apron

A must for every redneck griller who doesn't want to get his best white T Shirt dirty while cooking up some ribs. This authentic roadside dive style apron is imprinted with the cafe's moto " You kill it ... we grill it" Zazzle.com http://www.zazzle.com/roadkill_cafe_apron-154607716129427439. $19.95

Beer For Breakfast Tin Sign

It's 5 am somewhere ... and that means it's time for a hearty breakfast brew or two. t's just what every redneck kitchen needs - a vintage "Beer For Breakfast" sign. Great for redneck home bars and dorm rooms too. Home Wet Bar. Homewetbar.com $11.99

Six Pack of Pig Ears

Top quality USDA inspected pig ears. Roasted to perfection with the fatty part removed, these delicious ears are odorless, hairless and 100% nitrate free. Most importantly, they go great with an ice cold beer. Valley Vet. http://www.valleyvet.biz/ct_detail.html?pgguid=30e07232-7b6a-11d5-a192-00b0d0204ae5&FIT=2&cguid=a30e0f07-b14e-4fe4-a669-8faf1d72ef89. $6.95

Cowboy Boot String Lights

This 10 foot string of 10 boot lights are the perfect touch to any trailer or redneck front porch for Christmas and year round. Great to hang around bars, patios and BBQ grills too. If you love chili peper lights ... you're going to love these too. Home Wet Bar. Homewetbar.com $19. 95

Bullsh*t Button

Can't take any more of the BS but want to be a lady or gentleman redneck and hold your tongue? Just press the button and it will tell people exactly how you feel with one of 5 rude, but appropriate, redneck terms. Ideal for workshops, cubicles and pickup trucks. Stupid.com. http://www.stupid.com/fun/BSBUTT09.html $9.99

Porta-a Pint Extendable Beer Glass.

Never find yourself empty handed when there's a full keg to be finished. Just a flick of your wrist expands this tiny pocket size acrylic "fold up" glass into a real beer glass holding 20 ounces of brew. Only 1" high x 3.5" in diameter when collapsed, the Porta-a Pint fits easily in your pocket, tool box, tackle box, glove compartment or brief case. Home Wet Bar Homewetbar.com $7.99

Cell Phone Flask and Belt Case

Here's a foolproof way to sneak some Jack Daniels into the Toby Keith concert, the big football game or any other place where Jack may not be a welcomed guest. Home Wet Bar. Homewetbar.com $12.99

To Don't Pad

Rednecks don't like to do a lot of things, so they never make "To Do Lists". So for all the rednecks you know who have trouble keeping track of all the stuff they're not going to do, here's a "To Don't List". Each list contains four categories to list your least favorite activities in "To Avoid", "To Delay", "To Pawn Off", and "To Sabotage". There are also "Not Done" check boxes so you can check off all the things you didn't do. Each 6 x 9 inch pad contains 60 sheets. Stupid.com. http://www.stupid.com/fun/2DONT.html $6.99

Giant 64 Oz Flask

A huge 1.9 Liter (64 oz) stainless steel flask is the perfect gift for the redneck with a king-sized thirst. Measuring 12" high x 7 " wide x 2 " deep, it fits neatly into a saddle bag, tool box or tackle box. Personalized Engraving available at additional charge. Home Wet Bar Homewetbar.com $19.95

Hot Pink Cigarette Flash

Sizzling hot pink flash with built-in cigarette storage compartment. Holds 6 oz of liquor and fits easily into any clutch or handbag. Perfect for smoking hot redneck chicks who want a little after dinner drink. Personalized engraving available ad additional charge. Home Wet Bar. Homewetbar.com $27.99

Rebel Flag String Bikini

A great gift idea for the redneck woman on your list who likes to sun her buns and show her true redneck colors. Makes a great gift for a redneck guy to give to his woman too. This sexy string bikini bearing the confederate flag will make you the envy of everyone at the lake. Available in sizes 1/2 to 15/16. My Redneck Gifts. http://www.myredneckgifts.com/servlet/the-41/Rebel-Confederate-Flag-String/Detail

Walking Stick Flask

The ideal gift for redneck grandpas ... and grandmas ... who want a little belt of booze when they're taking their evening walk around the trailer park. It's a genuine walking cane that supports up to 250 pounds of weight and 10 ounces of booze, cleverly contained in five 2 oz flasks hidden in the cane. Made of black anodized aluminum and brass, this attractive cane neasures 36" tall and 1" in diameter. Chose from 4 brass handle designs including skull and golf putter handles. Home Wet Bar. Homewetbar.com. $69.00

Redneck Car Horn

Relieve your frustrations redneck style, when some jerk drives too slow or cuts you off. Just attach this redneck horn to your dash ... press the button when another driver ticks you off... and out blares one of 10 down and dirty redneck insults. The Prank Place. http://www.prankplace.com/product.aspx?p=1639&c=110&KBID=1103&gclid=CI20uJqclKUCFUtJ2godDXKkOA $10.98

Shot Glass Checker Set

Now your favorite rednecks can multi-task and do two of their favorite things at the same time ... drink and play checkers. Full size glass checkers board where the checkers are shot glasses. Comes complete with 13 clear shot glasses and 13 frosted shot glasses. Gift Boxed. Home Wet Bar. Homewetbar.com $23.95

Redneck Hats

Every redneck can never have too many hats to add to his or her collection. Choose from a simple black cap bearing the confederate flag or a black cap with the coveted title "Trailer Park Supervisor" . Cafe Press shop.cafepress.com/recneck-humore. $15.

Bubba's Boat Gift Basket

A wooden boat basked containing some unusual redneck munchies and goodies including Big Bad Bubba's "Fishing Pellets" (hot jalapeno flavored popped wheat), "Fish Bait" Gummi Worms, "Redneck Bottom Feeders" ( chocolate river rocks and swedish fish candy) plus a real working fishing lure made from a bottle cap. Over a dozen other baskets to choose from priced from $39.95 to just under $100. Redneck Gifts. Redneckgifts.net. $39.95

Raw Clyde The Dancing Cactus

Thought the singing bass was cool, rednecks will love this dancing cactus that sings the theme from Rawhide. Clyde sings, dances and does everything you'd expect a redneck cactus to do. Stupid.com. http://www.stupid.com/fun/MSCAC.html. $21.99