Redneck Christmas Punch

Guaranteed to Get You Through Christmas with the Relatives

Michael Crozier
Michael Crozier, Yahoo! Contributor Network
Dec 5, 2010 "Share your voice on Yahoo! websites. Start Here."
A potent redneck punch that will put the red back in your eyes and make you reel like you can fly like a reindeer!
Category
Drinks
Cuisine
American
Occasion
Winter Holidays
Prep Time
 5 min
Total Time
 5 min

Ingredients

Serves 1
2 bottles dark beer
2 cups cheap fortified wine - Night Train, Wild Irish Rose, Ruby Port or Cream Sherry ... the stronger and cheaper the better
3 cups Jack Daniels
2 cups tequila
1 cup any other booze you have in the trailer
1 bottle maraschino cherries
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Directions for Redneck Christmas Punch

1
Mix all ingredients
Stir slowly so you don't flatten the beer
2
Serve In Any Appropriate Container
It don't have to be pretty ... It just has to hold the whiskey
3
Accompaniments
Beef Jerky, Pickled Eggs, Spam Sandwiches or Road Kill
Tip
Don't mix while you're sober. Never smoke or light a match near the punch bowl. It can probably run your pickup truck too ... but why waste the good whiskey. Never drink and drive ... or propose marriage while enjoying the punch ... both can cost you your life!

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