Reincarnation -Past Lives and What to Bring with You into Your Next Life

I hope I can bring some of what I have learned in this life into my next life. Not that I am in a hurry to get there, but with the wisdom I have collected in this life, my next life should be a walk in the park.

I will take care of all body parts from a very early age. If something starts to sag, I'll get it tacked up. My teeth will be mine and always white and I will work hard to arrest the middle age spread even before I hit twenty.

If my new grandmother in my next life tells me not to sit on cold cement because I will get piles, I will listen. When she tells me men won't buy the cow if they get the milk for free, I will at least wait until it is pasteurize and sealed in the carton. I will take her advice to heart in my next life.

I will make sure I finish college early and go straight through to at least the PhD level. If this new health care system the president is selling doesn't kick in, I'll become a Doctor. This would mean I would have to learn how to golf, but that's OK, it looks relaxing.

I will always have a Golden Retriever and possibly two. Next time around I will get them earlier in life. I would love to raise them but I could never let one go so I would have an over crowding issue. With the wisdom that I have carried over to this new life, I would know that too many dogs' means too much work.

I will take big risks and go for the impossible. I would like to come into my next life with a silver spoon in my mouth so I will have a way to finance the big risks. I want to travel so I will need to be independently wealthy. I want to see Paris in the springtime and have a stout in an Irish Pub.

In my next life, the man of my dreams will not necessarily have to be good looking. He will need a sense of humor and a great sense of loyalty. I won't care if he is short, tall, fat, or skinny. He can have a full head of hair or be bald. He needs to make me laugh. It will also be helpful if he has a job.