Relationship Advice for Men: How to Be a Ladies' Man

Okay, I must admit, I'm not a ladies' man, but I have a friend who is. And as a lady, I must say I'm quite impressed with his bathroom. Gentlemen, if you want to be a true ladies' man, you must consider the needs of your woman / women. Nowhere is this more important than in the most intimate area of your dwelling. No, not the bedroom; the bathroom! If you intend to be a successful ladies' man, you will need to follow these simple rules of the bath:

1. Keep it Clean. No female wants to use a dirty bathroom, so make sure your loo is well-tended. It's much easier to maintain cleanliness than to undertake a desperate, radical scrubdown at the last minute before your date arrives, so keep the place sparkling with regular touch-ups. The ladies will thank you, and you may find you appreciate a clean bathroom as well!

2. Keep it Stocked. Extra toilet paper is a given, but consider adding the following for the convenience of your female guests: extra toothbrushes, clean towels, moist wipes, and yes, tampons and sanitary pads, in case your lady friend gets surprised by her monthly visitor. The alternative is for her to disappear on you, after all. The true ladies' man will always make the ladies feel welcome so they will return again and again. In return, your lady will be sure to install the toilet paper on the roller properly for you (we understand this is a challenge).

3. Be Thoughtful. No lady wants to fall in the toilet at two a.m. (or any other time, for that matter), so make sure to always return the seat to the down position after you use the toilet. You have NO idea how much a lady appreciates this, gentlemen. If you can make yourself remember to perform this single simple task, you will be miles ahead of the competition.

Now that you know the secret, get in that bathroom and scrub, stock and lower the seat! Adding a few extras might not hurt if you are feeling ambitious; maybe some candles around the tub? A few plants to give it a lush feel? If you simply observe what women like (heck, if you are unobservant, you can always ask) and implement these observations, you will be a successful ladies' man in no time! This is true in all areas of romance, but start with the bathroom; the ladies will thank you!