RELATIONSHIP OBITUARIES? DEAD RELATIONSHIP? WRITE YOUR OBIT!

Bury that Relationship!

Beth Inman
When we loose someone we love, or even just know, we like to have closure. It makes it easier for us to go on. Closure makes it easier to make the next step. Closure makes it easier to say goodbye. Closure makes it easier to form new relationships. Closure, what is a step toward closure?

When someone we love leaves us, it becomes important to us to say goodbye. It is equally important that we tell everyone else that person is gone. We let everyone know, for various reasons why this person is no longer part of our lives. What am I talking about you ask? Well, when we loose someone to death, we write an obituary. Yes, an obituary to tell the world what this person was like, what thins person did that was important. And what this person meant to us.

Well, when you are in a relationship, and that relationship ends, don't you need closure? Don't you want to tell the WORLD why this person, place, or thing is no longer part of your life? What your ex is like? Shouldn't everyone know if he or she is a good person, or a bad person? Shouldn't the world know what your ex meant to you ... and means to you now? What was the cause of death (the death of your relationship?)?

Well, of course. That is why we have now got ourselves a website called Relationship Obits! Yes, when our relationship has died, we write an obituary. According to the owner of the website, who started it all with her own relationship obituary, you will find an odd sort of comfort by just putting it all down in writing.

Come on over, check it out. Watch the Relationship Obituary Video "Love-Death Exit Interviews".

The interviewer walks around town interviewing people asking about their last relationship and what kind of funeral would they have for their last relationship. One lady would have a goat themed funeral for her ex. Watch to see why! What is the most common reason for breakups? This video is a hysterical documentary of exes documenting their breakups, and of course, none of them were ever the cause!

It is very simple to create your obituary, and who among us does not have at least one bad, bad relationship they would like to bury? Would like to have closure on? Like Domingo and Jennifer, CD and DT, and DCWD Board of Directors and Bill. That's right, that last one is a breakup from an employer! That's a relationship, too isn't it?

Now is your chance. Put it to rest, write your obituary. Bury that relationship! And these obituaries are FREE!

Take a minute and visit the website...

Published by Beth Inman

One of Y!CN's top writers, I lead a very busy life, but am learning to take time to do the things I like to do... for me. One of those things is to write.  View profile

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  • ajshj2/4/2009

    I want check too haaa

  • April Lorier3/25/2008

    Such an interesting idea! The experts say a divorcee will need one year for every five years she was married. I'm right on target! I think writing my own obituary is far more interesting. It will save my kids a lot of work. Don't want them putting in the paper that I was OLDER than I really was, like they did on my mom's obit! She was never honest about her age, but I really expected her to physically roll over in her grave when a typo made her 6 years older than she really was! Ha! (I have faved/subscribed to you, too.)

  • Chelle3/17/2008

    how interesting! I will check this out!

  • amy S2/15/2008

    too funny. I can think of a couple of obits I could write

  • janice block2/15/2008

    This is as close as I can get to real satisfaction! Great idea!

  • MARSHA MCCLAIN2/15/2008

    I LOVE this concept! entertaining video as well.

  • Orchiolum2/14/2008

    Interesting concept.

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