"Remix" of Romeo and Juliet Act 2 Scene 2
If Shakespere Had Been Alive Today, Perhaps He Would Have Written the Play a Little Differently
Act II Scene II,
Romeo is hacking Juliet's IM to her BFF on his laptop in the bushes under her window
He is sucessful and begins to speak:
Sweet!, I'm into her windows I'd better not break anything or she'll know I'm here.
I can't think about what I'm doing while I keep looking at her web cam feed.
She's way hotter than anyone on the adult site I was surfing.
Those models would be jealous of her.
Why is she just sitting there on cam, isn't she going to say anything?
I must be having sound issues, lemme see if I can get this to come in.
She's not using sound.
I wish I was her outfit right now, its stuck to her like a thong on J-lo.
Juliet's IM:
$19h
she buzzes her friend
Romeo
Who long has she been on BRB for? I hope they start talking soon...
Juliet's IM:
wh¥ Ð0 1 h4v3 70 3nÐ µp (rµ$h1n9 0n R0m30? 1 w1$h h3'Ð Ð1v0r(3 h1$ £0$3r ƒ4m1£¥ $0 w3 (0µ£Ð h00|{ µp, 0r m4¥b3 1 (0µ£Ð Ð17(h m1n3, 4nÐ h3'Ð m4rr¥ m3.
Romeo
Maybe I should text her....
Juliet's IM: (still going)
17'$ jµ$7 7h47 h1$ 94n9$74 ƒ4m1£¥ $µx, 1 |{n0w 17$ n07 h1$ ƒ4µ£7. H3 1$n'7 h0w h3 w4$ r41$3Ð, h3'$ $00000 ƒ1n3, 4nÐ h3'Ð b3 p3rƒ3(7 3v3n w17h 7h3 9h3770 ƒ£4v4 1ƒ 17 w3r3n'7 ƒ0r h1$ p33p$. 1 w4nn4 Ð0 h1m!
Romeo texts Juliet:
KK, I'll ditch ma fam. if u will go wit me
Juliet texts back:
WTF who RU!
on IM:
brb being hacked (status changes to "busy")
Romeo texts Juliet:
check ur call id
Juliet texts back:
u suk R!
Romeo texts back:
y? u just said u lik me...
Juliet texts:
2 sum1 else, MF! Y did u hack me?
U will be hosed if Y! catches on...
Romeo texts:
I got mad skilz, NP
Juliet:
how'd u get my #
Romeo texts:
u r net is open n I have kismet
Juliet:
where r u
Romeo
Pings her G.P.S. (his phone shows up below her window)
Juliet:
well cum up then! just get out be4 the sun.
Romeo climbs into her room and they glomp
Exit
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Post a CommentLol! Very creative!