"Remix" of Romeo and Juliet Act 2 Scene 2

If Shakespere Had Been Alive Today, Perhaps He Would Have Written the Play a Little Differently

Catherine Garretson-Bilnoski
This is a scene of what Romeo and Juliet would be like if they lived today.... I hope Shakespere's ghost doesn't haunt me for this!

Act II Scene II,

Romeo is hacking Juliet's IM to her BFF on his laptop in the bushes under her window

He is sucessful and begins to speak:

Sweet!, I'm into her windows I'd better not break anything or she'll know I'm here.
I can't think about what I'm doing while I keep looking at her web cam feed.
She's way hotter than anyone on the adult site I was surfing.
Those models would be jealous of her.
Why is she just sitting there on cam, isn't she going to say anything?
I must be having sound issues, lemme see if I can get this to come in.
She's not using sound.
I wish I was her outfit right now, its stuck to her like a thong on J-lo.

Juliet's IM:
$19h

she buzzes her friend

Romeo
Who long has she been on BRB for? I hope they start talking soon...

Juliet's IM:

wh¥ Ð0 1 h4v3 70 3nÐ µp (rµ$h1n9 0n R0m30? 1 w1$h h3'Ð Ð1v0r(3 h1$ £0$3r ƒ4m1£¥ $0 w3 (0µ£Ð h00|{ µp, 0r m4¥b3 1 (0µ£Ð Ð17(h m1n3, 4nÐ h3'Ð m4rr¥ m3.

Romeo
Maybe I should text her....

Juliet's IM: (still going)
17'$ jµ$7 7h47 h1$ 94n9$74 ƒ4m1£¥ $µx, 1 |{n0w 17$ n07 h1$ ƒ4µ£7. H3 1$n'7 h0w h3 w4$ r41$3Ð, h3'$ $00000 ƒ1n3, 4nÐ h3'Ð b3 p3rƒ3(7 3v3n w17h 7h3 9h3770 ƒ£4v4 1ƒ 17 w3r3n'7 ƒ0r h1$ p33p$. 1 w4nn4 Ð0 h1m!

Romeo texts Juliet:
KK, I'll ditch ma fam. if u will go wit me

Juliet texts back:
WTF who RU!

on IM:
brb being hacked (status changes to "busy")

Romeo texts Juliet:
check ur call id

Juliet texts back:
u suk R!

Romeo texts back:
y? u just said u lik me...

Juliet texts:
2 sum1 else, MF! Y did u hack me?
U will be hosed if Y! catches on...

Romeo texts:
I got mad skilz, NP

Juliet:
how'd u get my #

Romeo texts:
u r net is open n I have kismet

Juliet:
where r u

Romeo
Pings her G.P.S. (his phone shows up below her window)

Juliet:
well cum up then! just get out be4 the sun.

Romeo climbs into her room and they glomp

Exit

Published by Catherine Garretson-Bilnoski

Catherine's interests are as diverse as she is. Culinary artistry is a way of life for her, and has opened doors into organic gardening, brewing, canning, and raising poultry. She began reading at a young ag...  View profile

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  • jcorn9/22/2008

    Lol! Very creative!

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