Resurgence of the Nonamers

You all knew it was going to happen, slowly but surely, Novaffl is becoming the league with the most parity on the East Coast if not national. Now, the Namers with their usual mid-season surge are at .500 and thanks to the organizational duties of the cognizant and often times brilliantly "joker-esque" sarcastic-ass clown, new GM, Mike D---are on the verge of taking the league by storm. Many saw this coming, Mike D has a long tenure in Novaffl, and Jason was simply too busy dealing with real-world events and managing the league web site.

Some of the Namer's players this week:

The first person that needs to be mentioned is a relative newcomer to Novaffl, I say this because of his frequent absences: "Beirut, Lebanon,"------ not only did this new Namer player make a first appearance this season, but totally torched the Bombers secondary and is quickly making what was a slow-powered offense turn into a fiery inferno. Secondly, the Namers secondary has to be mentioned: Jason, BH, and Dejesus! --- Does anyone have a count on how many morale-sapping interceptions Dejesus has this year? With the Pilotron gunning to Beirut, Dejesus, James, Mikey D, and Jason, we are likely to see a team that can open up the fields of Novaffl in coming weeks.

Not to mention the fact, that Gene, possibly Novaffls fastest pursuit DE is back in the lineup to make QBS tremble with fear. Overall the team is looking quite solid.

On the Bad side:

The Namers rotation is all screwed up and personnel don't really know if they are starting or subbing. We have veterans like cjgiant sitting at times when he shouldn't be and Mike D (a proven receiver is doing more blocking than catching). Secondly, BH is setting a bad example as Novaffl's number one flag puller by not wearing a mouthpiece---and consequently almost severely injured himself last week. Third, Pilot-Ron's attendance is sporadic because of other commitments and the hot breath of Latinas in his Adams Morgan abode. Finally, the Namers get much criticism from the league due to bad GM decisions to take Novaffl's best scrambler away from the Qb spot. Statistically, I ask my coworkers Yang and Grover what on earth was this franchise thinking? In seasons past Jason averaged two scrambling touchdowns per game, but if Namers played for example the Hawks, you simply put a Bangor Lee on the J man (in receiver form) so D12 doesn't touch the ball.