Return to Paradise

Paradise is a place where a woman can afford to have a dozen children and where her lover can spend the whole day playing soccer without having a job. Some of the other goodies would be free housing,food,health care and all the hashshesh that can be smoked. That paradise exists right here on earth---it is called Gaza. Only there is one big problem because somebody has to support this paradise. A large monthly check from the U.N. supports the Gaza community, but due to inflationary pressures that check has to be updated annually . The U.N. has been deaf to the growing needs of Gaza residents and they refuse to listen to their pleas for a raise. Unfortunately It has taken a few hundred harmless rockets into Israel and a war to get the U.N. to listen and write a bigger check. Gaza will soon be restored to a paradise but at great human sacrifice.