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Revenge Recipes: The Internet Offers Sweet Ways to Get Even

Rissa Watkins
Revenge is nothing new. Even the seemingly innocent subject of recipes has spawned revenge stories. The Internet has elevated recipe revenge to a whole new level.

Recipe revenge stories are all over the internet. E-mails and posts online tell stories of people getting revenge for being outrageously charged for a recipe. In one such post a woman who asked for the recipe for the cake she had at the Waldorf Astoria is charged $350 on her credit card. In revenge the woman sends the recipe to everyone she knows. This is an urban legend that has been adapted for the internet.

There is a similar recipe revenge story of a person being charged $250 for a Mrs. Field's cookie recipe. This rumor was so persistent that in 1987 Debbi Fields posted a sign in her stores debunking the story.

Recipe revenge stories can be found going back as far as 60 years. In a 1948 cookbook Massachusetts Cooking Rules, Old and New you will find a $25 Fudge Cake recipe with a similar story of a woman asking for the recipe on a train and being sent a $25 bill.

So why are these stories so prevalent? Because we all love the underdog. We like cheering David as he beats Goliath. We can fight injustice by simply forwarding the email, plus we get a yummy recipe. Which is why, despite the fact most are not true, the stories continue.

In the spirit of recipe revenge I am posting my own version. These recipes are from my ex-husband's mother. She was the stereotypical nightmare of a mother in law. One of the last memories I have of her is when she grabbed my face and threatened to shoot me and my dog. I loved that dog. She even had the nerve to scream at me for "taking her son away" when we had to move closer to my mom who was dying with cancer. So please enjoy the recipes and feel free to forward to anyone you know.

Ricky's Peanut Butter Candy

Ingredients:

¼ cup of margarine, 2 cups of sugar, ½ cup of milk, 3 tablespoons of white Karo syrup, 1 tsp of vanilla, 3/4 cup of peanut butter

Instructions:

Mix margarine, milk, sugar & Karo in pan and boil over medium heat until a soft ball forms when dropped into water. Remove from heat and add peanut butter and vanilla. Mix well and pour into pan. Cool then cut.

Date Logs

Ingredients:

1 stick of margarine or butter, 1 cup seedless chopped dates, 1 cup sugar, 1 egg and 2 cups Rice Krispies. Coconut to roll them in after cooked(optional).

Instructions:

Cook margarine, dates, egg and sugar over medium heat for 8 or 9 minutes, stirring frequently. Add Rice Krispies and keep stirring. Cook for a few minutes more. Remove from heat and let cool just enough that you can roll into logs. Roll into logs or balls and roll in coconut if desired.

The woman may have been a little crazy, but her recipes are very good. The date logs are a staple for Christmas every year.

Recipe revenge has found a new life through the internet. I hope you enjoy my contribution. I chose desserts because they are sweet and bring a smile to your face, much like how my recipe revenge is sweet and brings a smile to my face. Enjoy!

Published by Rissa Watkins

Rissa is a freelance writer whose first love is fiction. Her contest winning short story has been published in the book "Elements of the Soul", and she is currently working on her first novel. She is availab...  View profile

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  • Trinity Wood6/6/2011

    love this!

  • Magena Fawn12/30/2010

    I don't like this ex-MIL beotch!!

  • Dorothy Valone1/3/2009

    Love the revenge concept. The recipes sound yummy too.

  • Michael Pasquale8/21/2008

    Great article!! I will certainly try both recipes.

  • Julia Bodeeb White7/26/2008

    Glad you survived the witchy MIL ! I'll try the date log at the holidays.

  • Shanika7/16/2008

    LOL! This is hiliarious! So well written. I'm blessed with a wonderful MIL. Good for you for exacting your revenge.

  • Donna Porter6/25/2008

    I think this is the first time I enjoyed your writing...looking forward to the recipes. The primary revenge recipe I remember is Neiman Marcus chocolate chip cookies...the major difference being ground oatmeal. Good stuff!

  • Rissa Watkins6/24/2008

    Lea- my apologies, it is 3/4 cup of peanut butter. It should be corrected now. Thanks for letting me know!

  • Lea Fessenden6/24/2008

    i didn't see the quantity for the peanut butter on the first recipe...peanut butter candy. Am i that blind?

  • teesa6/23/2008

    these date logs rock! I am glad you make them and bring them over for Christmas every year! You should share more of her recipes! Continue this article.

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