Rich Girls Are Doing it for Themselves!

So, without domestic help it's all on me. After a half day's work this morning I come home to find the house is simply a mess. Jots was in charge of the carpet and hardwood floors. I was in charge of the laundry. We both used to cook. Alas, I used a great product from Woolite in a dark blue can called High Traffic Carpet cleaner. It was easy to use. Just spray on and wipe down the steps with a damp cloth or sponge.

Let dry and then vacuum. I do the stairs with a dustbusterish handheld vacuum. I think Josh took the Dyson over to his place. It's hard this breaking up. I'd almost take him back just to get my hands on the Dyson. It can pick up a bowling ball you know. That's another thing I don't enjoy anymore. We used to bowl on 40th Street. Now I don't have the heart to go there. I don't get around much anymore without that bum. He likes to drive and I like to ride. That's another thing I need him for. Cab rides are expensive. Luckily there's SEPTA to take me places. Who needs that silly guy? I'm so mad at him I could spit nails. Every time I order pizza there's so much left that it bums me out. He used to eat four slices and I would eat two. SO anyway.

One of my exes brings the pizza now. I like him. He eats three and I eat three, with extra cheese and pepperoni. It's nice not having to worry about my weight. Slenderella no more. I'm gonna eat when the spirit says eat y'all. That's my advice to all women. Just eat and the men will follow. The good ones anyhow. Being single is so liberating. I'm getting a lot more work done without Him underfoot. Always with the: "Bring me this, bring me that, sit on my lap, where are my shoes?" nonsense he used to put me through. No more. I get to plan my days just like I like em. Plus this morning I had coffee at my favorite place and there was this darling man sitting just across the way. Next time I see him I'm gonna say something like: "The chocolate croissants here are just to die for. But you don't look like someone who indulges, so why don't you try a bite of mine". I wonder if I can get it out all in one breath.