Ridiculous Perfume Ideas
1. Drug scents- Why not create a fragrance for your favorite drugs? Confuse the drug-sniffing dogs at the airport. Secretly spray your buddy with alcohol or pot perfume when the cops pull him over for speeding!
2. Bodily smells- Why not exaggerate all the scents of your body? Make an "Ode to Fart" perfume. What about "Hot and Sweaty" or "Hangover Breath"? Try "Bath Day" or "Puss filled Scab"!
3. Animals- Who isn't turned on by the smell of wet dog? Why not bottle the smell of a skunk? I'm sure the animals would actually think you smell great. Be brave with "Coyote in Heat"!
4. Junk Food- Make your coworkers hungry by spraying junk food perfume. Sell the idea to Jenny Craig. Buy shares of their company and sell junk food for cash. Spray large doses and head to the gym!
5. Country Drive- Fragrances could be made from the smell of fresh air. Roll your car windows down in the country. "Canning Plant" and "Pig Farm" have their own unique scents. Why not try "Ode to a Chicken Coop"?
6. Places- Smells often remind us of past adventures. Some scents trigger memories of places. Make perfumes that smell like hospitals, gas stations or zoos. Market "Cubicle Scent" to new moms!
7. Permanent Perfume- Why not choose a fragrance to last forever? There's no reason your favorites should change. Won't tequila smell great when you have a hangover? Don't pregnant women love the smell of all foods?
8. Sick Day Perfume- They should really make perfumes to cause allergic reactions. Why are we testing these products on animals? Leave work early to watch your favorite shows on TV. "Moldy Basement" and "Goldenrod" work great!
9. Water Perfume- Why not make a perfume that smells just like water? Be fancy and use distilled. There is already a market for bottled water. Claim it smells different on every consumer!
10. Smelly Foods- There are many food smells that are overpowering. Make a scent from boiled cabbage. Try raw fish, bloody meat and Limburger cheese. Why not create a perfume that smells like compost?
The world we live in has a variety of smells. I'm sure there is someone who appreciates each one. Try creating a product with untapped market potential. Imagine patenting "Ode to a Fart". I think "Sick Day" and "Pot Stench" might really be popular. How much could you charge for permanent perfume? Water perfume might really be is a genius idea. With creativity the possibilities are endless.
Published by Tammy White
Tammy is a freelance writer from Canada with a degree from U.W.O. She has achieved level eight writing status with AC and three writing stars with Helium. A mom of two, welfare caseworker and house flipper... View profile
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8 Comments
Post a Commenti like the ode fart! :)
LOL Nice one...I'm not logged in, but loved this..and there are some ridiculous scents out there as it is...
funny!! loved the read.
water perfume...yes I think there would be a (stupid enough) audience for that! Loving your style of write ups! keep it going :)
Very funny.
Hahaha water perfume. I love Tammy's ten!
Ha! I think you are on to something here...Market to 12-14 year old boys who take this kind of humor to serious levels. Have you sen some of the gross candy they consume!? Good job with this!
i enjoyed this :]