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My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) by En Vogue- Guys may think you're a tease if they hear this tone. "Let's make love! Wait, I change my mind!" "Isn't using sex as a weapon a trait you find sexy?" Don't appear too hard to get!
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Any Man of Mine by Shania Twain- Do you want to be perceived as a high maintenance woman that would make a man jump through hoops? Showing you a "pleasin' time" is a lot of work. Guys don't like when you change your mind!
3.
U + Ur Hand by Pink- The lyrics of this song state "But you are going home alone" and "It's just you and your hand tonight". If you're into a guy avoid choosing this song. Pick this ringtone to shut a guy down!
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Bridal Chorus "Here Comes the Bride" by Richard Wagner- This is probably the scariest ringtone you could pick. Avoid selecting this song for your phone. There are no explanations you could possibly give. This ringtone could clear a bar!
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I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston- The "L Word" is uncomfortable first date conversation. Avoid choosing love songs for your phone. Even married men cringe from this four-letter word. Are you actually singing along?
6.
Love Stinks by Adam Sandler- "I been through diamonds, I been through minx, I been through long, Love stinks!" Isn't this like putting a big "L" on your forehead? Why not discuss all the reasons your previous relationships failed? "You don't think I'm needy do you?"
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Y.M.C.A. by Village People- Are you a single woman or a cross-dressing man? Avoid Village People and boy bands as ringtones. You may be emitting the wrong kind of vibe. This isn't the "Rainbow Room"!
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Who's Your Daddy? by Toby Keith- Are you a Playboy bunny looking for a sugar daddy? Then this ringtone is for you! All other normal women should avoid this song. "How much money do you make?"
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Mr. Mom by Lonestar- Don't single guys think about kids all the time? Don't they dream about diapers and Barney? Tell your date that he'd make a great stay at home dad. "Do you really love your career?"
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Two Pink Lines by Eric Church- Isn't accidental pregnancies first date conversation? Why not mention the fact that you're ovulating? "I have baby fever!" "Would you like to have twins?" Single girls should avoid this tone.
Selecting a ringtone for your phone is like choosing your clothes. You are judged by the choices you make. Your ringtone is a glimpse of the person you are. Don't give others the wrong impression. Choose a song for yourself that won't scare away men. Avoid confusing potential mates. I have U + Ur Hand as my own ringtone. I don't care; I'm already married!
Published by Tammy White
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4 Comments
Post a CommentFun read. But "love stinks" belongs to J. Geils Band.
hahaha, good one
Love your choices. My fav was Any Man of Mine. I love that song.
This is a hilarious post! Haha the Pink song was my fave.