Ringtones: What Should Single Girls Avoid?

Tammy White
Does it really matter what ringtone you choose for your phone? Will you be judged by the selection you make? What ringtones could you choose that would make a guy cringe? Are you eliminating potential mates? Technology can actually hinder your sex life. Be careful what vibes you give out. For ten ringtones single women should definitely avoid see my list of song choices below.

1.

My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) by En Vogue- Guys may think you're a tease if they hear this tone. "Let's make love! Wait, I change my mind!" "Isn't using sex as a weapon a trait you find sexy?" Don't appear too hard to get!

2.

Any Man of Mine by Shania Twain- Do you want to be perceived as a high maintenance woman that would make a man jump through hoops? Showing you a "pleasin' time" is a lot of work. Guys don't like when you change your mind!

3.

U + Ur Hand by Pink- The lyrics of this song state "But you are going home alone" and "It's just you and your hand tonight". If you're into a guy avoid choosing this song. Pick this ringtone to shut a guy down!

4.

Bridal Chorus "Here Comes the Bride" by Richard Wagner- This is probably the scariest ringtone you could pick. Avoid selecting this song for your phone. There are no explanations you could possibly give. This ringtone could clear a bar!

5.

I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston- The "L Word" is uncomfortable first date conversation. Avoid choosing love songs for your phone. Even married men cringe from this four-letter word. Are you actually singing along?

6.

Love Stinks by Adam Sandler- "I been through diamonds, I been through minx, I been through long, Love stinks!" Isn't this like putting a big "L" on your forehead? Why not discuss all the reasons your previous relationships failed? "You don't think I'm needy do you?"

7.

Y.M.C.A. by Village People- Are you a single woman or a cross-dressing man? Avoid Village People and boy bands as ringtones. You may be emitting the wrong kind of vibe. This isn't the "Rainbow Room"!

8.

Who's Your Daddy? by Toby Keith- Are you a Playboy bunny looking for a sugar daddy? Then this ringtone is for you! All other normal women should avoid this song. "How much money do you make?"

9.

Mr. Mom by Lonestar- Don't single guys think about kids all the time? Don't they dream about diapers and Barney? Tell your date that he'd make a great stay at home dad. "Do you really love your career?"

10.

Two Pink Lines by Eric Church- Isn't accidental pregnancies first date conversation? Why not mention the fact that you're ovulating? "I have baby fever!" "Would you like to have twins?" Single girls should avoid this tone.

Selecting a ringtone for your phone is like choosing your clothes. You are judged by the choices you make. Your ringtone is a glimpse of the person you are. Don't give others the wrong impression. Choose a song for yourself that won't scare away men. Avoid confusing potential mates. I have U + Ur Hand as my own ringtone. I don't care; I'm already married!

Published by Tammy White

Tammy is a freelance writer from Canada with a degree from U.W.O. She has achieved level eight writing status with AC and three writing stars with Helium. A mom of two, welfare caseworker and house flipper...  View profile

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  • J. E. Davidson2/10/2009

    Fun read. But "love stinks" belongs to J. Geils Band.

  • Melissa Q1/30/2009

    hahaha, good one

  • Linda M. McCloud1/26/2009

    Love your choices. My fav was Any Man of Mine. I love that song.

  • Stephanie Armstrong1/22/2009

    This is a hilarious post! Haha the Pink song was my fave.

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