Rock of Love Bus: Duet to Me One More Time

The silicon and quips were out in full force as the remaining skanks competed for the attention of a 40 something rock stub who wears eye makeup (how proud there parents must be). The Hard Rock in Orlando had the final four ladies (choke) as guests as they pretended to care about making "sweet music" with Bret. All the while hoping they make one more episode for more free clothes.

The theme for this episode if you can call it that was to write a song that Bret would butcher later during a live recording session, with that as the most humane of challenges yet the stage was set.

Mindy spilled really bad fake tears as she claimed she was in danger of being hurt by Bret because she was starting to fall for him. And by falling she meant down a flight of stairs as the vodka and beer finally took its toll. And finally she realized that it is a "big Joke" as she has gone thru stupid contest after stupid contest to stay on camera a few weeks longer and it might be coming to an end. Mindy then babbled on about how she had never even been engaged. What a shocker there with that voice and eyes reflective of a pit bull.

Then there is Taya, who appears to be plotting the death of everyone on the show. Her cold personality and lack of emotion is somehow only slightly less scary than the BTK killer as he confessed in court. She wanted to show support for Mindy by claiming in time she would find the right man, perhaps one of the undead which does include Bret.

Then there is Beverly, slightly retarded from the time's she has been forced to suck tongue with Bret. The only revelation about her during this episode is that she can read. This was a surprise and shock to most viewers who believed that due to the birth defect that is her neck and chin that she wasn't capable of this basic act.

And the final lady who's name no one even cares about any more because she is there for comic relief and bets about her true sex. her most notable act during this episode was her repeated attempts to shake her butt for Bret without dangling, because the shorts she was wearing might show her true nature "wink".

With that being said this episode was far less memorable than some of the other ridiculous and idiotic themes the producers and Bret have come up. This show lacked the vomit and fights we have come to expect the girls to show in order to demonstrate their desire to get more camera time and make totally outlandish claims about their feelings for Bill, Bob, Bryan, oh I am sorry they meant Bret.