'Rock of Love Bus': Episode 9 Recap

In this episode of Rock of Love Bus, Bret Michaels invites the exes of all of the women vying for his affection. He also brings back everyone's favorite Heather, who is wearing a deliciously tacky outfit as usual, and Ambre, the runner up from last season. The beginning of the episode begins with the girls waiting to see how the elimination ceremony ends it was down to two competitor's Farrah and Taya. Ashley is in a panic she makes the comment she hears "stripper heels" so she is under the impression that her BFF Farrah is coming , as soon as Taya rounds the corner Ashley begins to cry and wonder how she will survive without her companion.

The group then embarks on their way to sunny St. Augustine, Florida where Bret's cryptic message alludes to remembering the past . Once they are brought out to Bret they are shocked to see Ambre and Heather standing with him . Then their exes are brought out. We meet Mindy's ex Chris, Taya's ex Jaz., Brittanya's ex Royal T, Ashley's ex James, Jamie's friend Hamboussi, and Beverly's ex husband told Bret he did not want to come. While the girls spend time with Bret , Ambre and Heather talk to the exes trying to uncover some dirt on Bret's potential new girlfriend.

James spills the beans that him and Ashley still live together and occasionally knock the boots , after all he is the father of her child and no one not even Bret can steal his girl. Royal T says that Brittanya is nothing more than his booty call and occasional hookup .Jaz says Taya is the best one of his exes , the only one he has not wanted to inflict bodily harm upon which is a really creepy thing to say .I think he might need counseling. The person who deserves the most counseling possibly by Dr. Phil in a 2 show long episode is Beverly, who is completely distraught that her ex decided not to come . She probably has secret ton of dirt and should be glad he didn't show up.

If I got contacted by VH1 about appearing on a show for one of my exes I wouldn't embarrass myself by going on there. I think I rather pass. Beverly showed the most emotion I have seen from her the whole season over her ex who wouldn't come that is pretty sad actually. Hamboussi tells everyone that Jamie is pretty much a creepy stalker groupie lady who moved to another city to be closer to him and does little favors for the band . What kind of mess is that ? That is a sexually transmitted disease waiting to happen if I were Bret she would have been kicked out then and there . Ashley keeps on having a spaz attack due to her not telling Bret that she still lives with her ex .Why on every season is there a chick who lives with her ex and conveniently forgets this fact until their ex busts them out about their living habits. That's crazy how do you forget who lives in the house you reside in .

Taya then begins saying how she is a burlesque dancer and was in Penthouse. I swear to bob she must mention she is in Penthouse at least 3 times a damn show. It is getting rather tiring . Her and Heather get into because Taya refuses to admit that burlesque dancing is in fact stripping . Then her ex starts trying to crack on Heather's extensions because she called Taya out her on her dissing on the dancers that were previously in the competition.

Then Brittanya's ex gets snotty with Heather and Brittanya gets all in Heather's face, throws a punch so freaking slow they both catch it then spits at her, a la New York vs. Pumpkin from Flavor of Love. Mindy and her ex broke up because Mindy is a cheater but that seems to be fine by Bret. Bev has 3 kids and her ex has custody of the that's pretty much all the info she gave out . In the end Bret decides to kick off Brittanya because she spits loogies at people and Ashley even after she had a heart to heart before elimination .He asked her about her decision and since she hesitated she got eliminated .If I were him I would have kicked off the groupie and the cheater .Who needs extra STDs?