Rock of Love Spoilers: Meet the Parents

Ready for some Rock of Love spoilers? What happens in "Meet the Parents," the second to last episode of VH1's Rock of Love with Poison's Bret Michaels? Does Bret get bored with Jess? Does he finally decide that he can't handle Heather's career choice? Or does Lacey's crazy behavior finally set him over the edge? Read on to find out more about what happens in "Meet the Parents" on VH1's Rock of Love.

WARNING: This article contains spoilers from the Rock of Love episode from Sunday, September 16, 2007, when Bret Michaels eliminates one more woman and gets down and dirty with the final two.

Rock of Love Hurts Bret Michaels

The first thing anyone will notice about this episode of VH1's Rock of Love is how pained and uncomfortable Brooke Michaels is through the entire show. Not even the years of partying like a rock star, abusing his body with alcohol (if you remember he had to take a break from drinking in one episode), and pouring his heart out into his music, prepared poor Bret for the ulcer that is this episode.

Bret tried to have a nice dinner with the parents, he even tried unsuccessfully to work out, and avoid the conflicts. He couldn't. He couldn't even hold his head up and look at anyone (or at Lacey) for half of the episode.

"Where's Big John when I need him" has become Bret Michael's mantra on VH1'sRock of Love. He needed to be saved from the craziness and the conflicts.

Before we continue, let's take a look at who's left and why they would or would not suit Bret:

Remaining Contestants on VH1's Rock of Love

Jes - Jes is the quiet, laid back girl that would provide Bret Michael's with a steady and solid base. She is a good balance for his lifestyle, and she, more than anyone else in the house, has been in control of herself, her words and her actions. She may have been too in control, though, and too reserved. Can she let loose enough to capture Bret's heart. He should pick her if he's looking for loyalty.

Heather - Heather has been the most honest woman in the house. She bares all, and not just because she is a stripper. But can Bret get over the fact that he was burned by a stripper in his past? She has even started to dress like him, complete withbandanna, which is kind of strange. He may pick her because she is most like a rock star girlfriend, and he likes her breasts.

Lacey - Lacey is not so much mysterious as she is deceptive, except Bret sees it as mystery. She is crazy, but smart. She is manipulative in her actions and her words. She is very much playing a game, and is probably on the show to boost her music career. It is hard to see anything real in Lacey on VH1'sRock of Love.

Rock of Love Meet the Parents Episode: Who's Your Crazy?

It is amazing how much meeting the parents can reveal about a person. Bret Michaels found out what he needed to in the "Meet the Parents" episode of em>Rock of Love. Bret sensed that "one of the girls" was uncomfortable with her parents there, which clued him into the fact that not all is as it seems in this crazy em>Rock of Love house.

Heather's parents did not get a lot of air time, which means they were probably just chilling out. Jes' parents were also as low-key as Jes. And then there's Maude. I mean Lacey.

Her all kinds of crazy comes directly from her dad. Wow. He was very judgmental of everything from Heather's career choice (big surprise) to the fact that anyone would want to eat in a restaurant with a mechanical bull. His mention of a pre-nup was pretty shocking on so many levels.

VH1's Rock of Love: Elimination

In the end, Bret finally realizes that Lacey is not being honest and truthful about who she really is.

Lacey goes home, and next week Heather, Bret and Jes go to Cabo.

Tune in for next week's final episode of VH1'sRock of Love .