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Black Friday Deals Distract from Newt Gingrich's Truffle Shuffle & TSA's New While You're Down There Campaign

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 16:33:10 EDT

While the most embarrassingly pathetic citizens of this country bum rushed shopping malls and corporate chain retail stores to spend money they probably don’t have, there was a very serious set of news stories that came out. Because of the overwhelming at

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Published: Nov 25, 2011

In Heaven They Give Out Rolls Royces for Free

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 16:02:16 EDT

“I’ve always heard,” he said, “that in Heaven they give away Rolls Royces for free. Boy, if they gave me one when I died, I’d love to drive that car around the streets of Heaven.”

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Published: Nov 17, 2011

A Mixture of Prosperity: Roseanne Barr Condemns My Lack of Solutions

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 19:49:22 EDT

This past week I learned that I only offer condemnation of our nation, rather than solutions. How do I know? Well, Roseanne Barr told me so. In the interest of not upsetting Roseanne, I will begin writing of solutions.

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Published: Nov 01, 2011

Herman Cain's Giant Pizza Oven, Where All Nasty NYPD Officers Go

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 15:47:30 EDT

Instead of calling for violence against such anti-American NYPD police officers, I recommend they be thrown into Herman Cain’s blazing hot walk-in pizza oven.

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Published: Oct 16, 2011

Obama's Secret Super Power

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 13:00:48 EDT

President Obama betrayed his secret super power last week by killing American-born cleric, Anwar al-Awlaki. Little did we know, he had the power to kill U.S. citizens without a trial.

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Published: Oct 07, 2011

To Settle Down with a Rich Older Woman or Occupy Los Angeles & Storm Wall Street

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 00:01:17 EDT

I learned that instead of settling with an older woman with a lot of money and a hankering for some young manhood, I would rather fight for my future by trudging over the grimy sidewalks of downtown L.A., shouting phrases like, "Castrate Wall Street!"

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Published: Oct 04, 2011

Bill O'Reilly the Most Powerful Man on Earth, Except for the President & Charles Manson

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 01:17:49 EDT

We learned this weekend that Bill O'Reilly is the most powerful man on Earth, other than the president, of course. And, Charles Manson. We also found out what happens when protesters occupy Wall Street.

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Published: Sep 20, 2011

Ronald Reagan & His Horse: Spreading the Word About Hate Groups & Blogs

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 20:39:32 EDT

I had an inspiring conversation with a volunteer working to stop hate groups. I told him about the recent Ronald Reagan sighting, about Thunder Overhead, and suggested Dear Dirty America as a possible hate blog.

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Published: Sep 12, 2011

Only 364 Days Left Until the Next 9/11 Celebration

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:45:09 EDT

There was an awful lot of Liberty walking around yesterday, during the 9/11 anniversary. IÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢m not sure where it went today, but I hope we donÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t have to wait for the next nine-eleven to find it.

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Published: Sep 12, 2011

America Isn't Wearing Pants: A Recap of Ron Paul as Antichrist, the NFL Juggernaut, & Eliot Spitzer Writing for DDA

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 15:51:32 EDT

It's been a wild week and a lot of strange news has been surfacing. Eliot Spitzer has been sued for $90million. NFL fans have beer and sausage for brains. And a small group in L.A. thinks they caught Ron Paul with his pants down.

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Published: Aug 23, 2011

Newsweek's Michele Bachmann Cover is Fair: It's Not like it Resembles Life's Charles Manson Issue

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 23:16:41 EDT

It's not like Michele Bachmann's Newsweek cover resembles the 1969 Time cover of Charles Manson. It's not like Bachmann is crazy or anything.

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Published: Aug 08, 2011

Burying Your Loved One at Sea, like Osama Bin Laden Or, Let's Pretend, Ronald Reagan

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 12:49:13 EDT

If you're going to bury your loved one at sea, you've got to do it right or risk embarrassment or severe criminal charges.

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Published: Aug 08, 2011

Reading Conrad's Heart of Darkness While Listening to Animal Collective's Two Sails on a Sound

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 15:21:23 EDT

I've found that while reading Conrad's Heart of Darkness, the experience is enhanced by listening to Animal Collective's Two Sails on a Sound

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Published: Aug 01, 2011

Dear Dirty America, the End of a Personal Era: Moving Away from Associated Content

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:04:57 EDT

Associated Content is no longer the perfect platform for my type of humor and mash-up style of news writing. I've started an edgier blog called Dear Dirty America. I will still write on AC, but not as much.

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Published: Jul 27, 2011

Kim Kardashian Bachelorette Party Spoiled by Delayed Progress on Debt Ceiling, Says Close Friend

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 12:41:10 EDT

Kim Kardashian's bachelorette juggernaut rolled through Las Vegas Saturday for the ultimate pre-wedding celebration. But Washington's delayed debt ceiling talks dampened the party for the reality TV diva, says inside source.

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Published: Jul 25, 2011

Small Protests on Hollywood's Walk of Fame Mar Upcoming Charles Manson Star Ceremony

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 18:58:46 EDT

Small protests Saturday morning highlighted the upcoming Charles Manson star induction into the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Change.org has even started a petition to block the ceremony.

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Published: Jul 23, 2011

Oslo Bombing: Massive Damage to Norwegian Government Headquarters

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 11:27:08 EDT

Oslo, Norway suffered a huge bomb blast that destroyed major Norwegian government headquarters.

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Published: Jul 22, 2011

Even Marilyn Monroe Did Porn? Alleged Sex Film to Be Auctioned

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 15:05:05 EDT

A Spanish collector claims to have a sex film that features an underage Marilyn Monroe when she went by the name Norma Jean Baker. Many are skeptical if the female in the porn film is really Monroe.

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Published: Jul 21, 2011

Positive Reader Responses to Charles Manson Receiving a Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 11:37:42 EDT

News broke early Tuesday that Charles Manson would be receiving a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame for his contribution in music. The reader response, so far, has been very positive toward Manson and his music.

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Published: Jul 20, 2011

Johnny Sings Devendra Banhart's a Sight to Behold to 27 Random People on Vine in Hollywood

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Adam Michael Luebke) — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 19:45:46 EDT

In a time of great worldwide panic about the global economy, natural disasters, and state-sponsored terrorism, my friend Johnny plays the most beautiful song ever written. Devendra Banhart's A Sight to Behold.

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Published: Jul 19, 2011