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Top Sex Scandals of 2011

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 13:00:57 EDT

If the sex scandals of 2011 taught us anything, it’s that men are a bunch of sick pervs. OK, we already knew that.

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Published: Dec 07, 2011

A White Man's Guide to the History of Rap Music

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 22:27:22 EDT

Everything a white man needs, and more.

Contributor: Frank Mucci
Published: Sep 08, 2011

How to Write Right, Episode 6: Attack of the Killer C Cups!

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 09:45:28 EDT

I know I promised I was done with this series, but every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in.

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Published: Aug 13, 2011

Ugly Baseball Players

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 04:15:53 EDT

Pretty boys like Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez get to screw all the hot chicks. Ugly boys like the guys listed below get screwed in print by heartless bastards like me.

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Published: Jul 28, 2011

Michele Bachmann: Waterlooney

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 20:03:48 EDT

Just weeks after noted historian Sarah Palin straightened us all out on how the whole Paul Revere thing really went down, Michele Bachmann has stepped to the forefront with her own version of little known historical facts.

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Published: Jun 28, 2011

Observations on Pippa's Ass, Anthony's Weiner, and the Attack of the Liberal Mob!

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 20:05:15 EDT

I observe what's going on in the world so that you don't have to. You owe me big time.

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Published: Jun 08, 2011

The Midnight Ride of Sarah Palin

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 20:46:30 EDT

Thanks to John McCain, we've known for nearly three years now that Sarah Palin--a former beauty queen--has a grasp of American history somewhere on the same level of, oh, say your average beauty queen.

Contributor: Frank Mucci
Published: Jun 04, 2011

Didja Miss Me?

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Mon, 30 May 2011 19:41:13 EDT

After a long hiatus, which is Latin for "rehab," I have returned to bring you more great stuff on even more great stuff.

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Published: May 30, 2011

Clean Words that Sound Dirty, Chapter V: I Wonder Who's Faulkner Now

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 22:12:13 EDT

As you've probably gathered from the first four installments of my award-winning Clean Words That Sound Dirty series, I have a stunted maturity level, which comes in pretty handy for writing crap like this.

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Published: Apr 22, 2011

Observations on Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump, Lindsay Lohan, and Other Media Whores

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 02:41:52 EDT

Once again, I observe all the crazies so you don't have to.

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Published: Apr 20, 2011

After 35 Years

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 07:48:09 EDT

To the love of my life

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Published: Apr 10, 2011

How to Write Right, Episode V: The Quest for a Shake Weight

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 13:36:15 EDT

Just think of this as my way of using some previously published material from my award-winning "How to Write Right" series, republishing it, and piling up those coveted page views.

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Published: Mar 21, 2011

Clean Words that Sound Dirty, Chapter IV: Attack of the Homo Erecti

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 23:29:56 EDT

Kind of like the kid in the film The Sixth Sense who sees dead people, I hear dirty words when other people don't.

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Published: Mar 17, 2011

Assignment: Relax and Have a Few Beers Before My Afternoon Nap

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 12:50:07 EDT

I rarely receive specific assignments from the Associated Content Assignment Desk and I've always figured it's because I rank just above FOX "news" CHANNEL in providing accurate information.

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Published: Mar 14, 2011

Observations on the 2011 Grammy Awards

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 00:59:10 EDT

Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Eminem--I hate 'em all.

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Published: Feb 14, 2011

Valentine's Day Gift Ideas for the Little Woman

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 20:36:30 EDT

It's just my little way of helping the male species get through what is for men the most intimidating, dreadful holiday on the calendar.

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Published: Feb 09, 2011

American History, Part XIII: The Three Branches of Government

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 13:47:24 EDT

With this, the 13th edition of my award-winning American History series, I will impart my great knowledge of our nation's long history with everything you ever wanted to know about our three branches of government.

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Published: Jan 25, 2011

A Super Bowl Haiku from a Bitter Bears Fan

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 01:31:40 EDT

I hate the Packers.

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Published: Jan 25, 2011

Violence: An American Tradition

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 17:23:01 EDT

None of us should have been shocked by the mass killings the other day because, sad to say, we are a sick, violent culture.

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Published: Jan 13, 2011

Great Moments in Chicago Cubs History: Useless Information

contributor-community@yahoo-inc.com (Frank Mucci) — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 15:15:15 EDT

For more than 45 years, my itty-bitty brain has accumulated a large amount of useless crap from Cubs history. And it wants out!

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Published: Jan 10, 2011