<![CDATA[GMJ - Yahoo! Voices]]> en-us Copyright 2012 voices.yahoo.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Sun, 12 Feb 2012 15:13:09 EDT http://l.yimg.com/ck/siteimg/PP-voices.jpg http://voices.yahoo.com/ Voices <![CDATA[The Carbon-Neutral Myth]]> One of the biggest myths being promulgated by opportunistic scientists, politicians and the drive-by media is the idea that alternative energy will somehow reduce the amount of greenhouse material emitted by "evil humans"...

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Nov 14, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/the-carbonneutral-myth-7190332.html <![CDATA[My Deep Dark Secret]]> Stalactites above me, stalagmites below...cold...dark. I was floating, swimming. I could see the mouth of the cave ahead. I saw the light shining through...the light...then it was pitch black...I woke up screaming!

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Sep 01, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/my-deep-dark-secret-6711268.html <![CDATA[Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Missing Butler]]> Holmes sauntered over to where Dreyfus was standing, took a puff of his pipe and began: "Thank you, Inspector. Now, let's solve a murder, shall we?

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Sep 01, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/sherlock-holmes-case-6711126.html <![CDATA[Billy the Kid--the Untold Story]]> Hell, that twern't even his real name! I mean...what mamma would name her boy after a goat?

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Aug 17, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/billy-kidthe-untold-story-6608278.html <![CDATA[Get Me a New Writer--Dead or Alive!]]> Melville slapped his desk. He knew the writers had him over a barrel and it infuriated him; he was at the end of his rope.

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Aug 15, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/get-me-writerdead-alive--6597376.html <![CDATA[Four-Legged Friend]]>

Hey...what's your name, four-legged friend? Stranded at the railroad tracks since when; Oh no...I notice your ribs are showing... I heard you crying in a four-legged way; Thinking this is where you are doomed to stay And that...your ribs would always be showing... I'll take you home with m

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Mar 25, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/video/four-legged-friend-5651144.html <![CDATA[Toolbelt 'N Buttcrack Contest]]> Howdy pardner! If'n yer like me, yew luv ta gawk at them beautee queens that try out fer the Miss Piggly Wiggly contest. Why they's more fun than pluggin' up gofer holes on a lonely nite.

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Mar 17, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/toolbelt-n-buttcrack-contest-5666060.html <![CDATA[Why I Did Not Join the Global NPN Affiliate Program]]>

A consumer's take on Global NPN's affiliate program.

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Feb 16, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/video/why-did-not-join-global-npn-affiliate-program-5464735.html <![CDATA[A Star Trek Love Song]]>

I see deep dark space In your eyes... I see deep dark space In your lies... Scotty beam me up To the bridge; I wanna go back Where I belong In space, The final frontier Where no heart Has gone before... I see deep dark space In your eyes... I see deep dark space In your lies...

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Feb 15, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/video/a-star-trek-love-song-5450290.html <![CDATA[I Wanna Robot Lover]]>

I wanna robot lover; She'll be like no other She'll do what I say, Won't get in the way; What more could I ask for? I don't need to feed her; I only need to tease her; I just pump in some air And put on her hair; What more could I ask for? Don't tell me it's wrong; I know you want one

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Feb 15, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/video/i-wanna-robot-lover-5450231.html <![CDATA[Fear of Read]]>

Feed me... Common and feed me; If you do, I'll love you forever... The dawn's almost here; There's nothing to fear But the fear of red... Trust me... Common and trust me; If you do, You'll live forever... When you're undead, There's noting to dread But the fear of red...

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Feb 15, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/video/fear-read-5446259.html <![CDATA[You Don't Wanna Play Fair]]>

Last night I was such a jerk; I put you down and said some things That no woman would take In here right mind... Today I would not blame you If you packed your bags and left me Standing here alone But you're too kind... 'Cause you don't Wanna be...wanna be...wanna be Fair... Oh you

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Feb 10, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/video/you-dont-wanna-play-fair-5444282.html <![CDATA[Ode to Frederick Douglass]]> A poem for black history month.

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Feb 06, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/ode-frederick-douglass-5424627.html <![CDATA[John Brown]]> A poem for black history month.

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Feb 05, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/john-brown-5422727.html <![CDATA[True Genesis]]> A poem for black history month

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Feb 05, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/true-genesis-5422691.html <![CDATA[The X Factor]]> A black history poem.

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Feb 03, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/the-x-factor-5410825.html <![CDATA[Why Did the Valentine Cross the Road?]]> An original Valentine's day joke.

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Feb 02, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/why-did-valentine-cross-road-5402237.html <![CDATA[Dogs Verses Wives-]]> An original joke.

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Feb 02, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/dogs-verses-wives-5402183.html <![CDATA[I Dreamed of a Man]]> A poem dedicated to Black History Month and Martin Luther King.

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Feb 01, 2010

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/i-dreamed-man-5393541.html <![CDATA[Why Google Can Catch the Most Clever AdSense Cheaters]]> Perhaps Google sneaked into your house when you were asleep and installed a chip in your brain.

Contributor: GMJ
Published: Jan 12, 2010

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