<![CDATA[V Saxena - Yahoo! Voices]]> en-us Copyright 2012 voices.yahoo.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Sun, 12 Feb 2012 15:16:10 EDT http://l.yimg.com/ck/siteimg/PP-voices.jpg http://voices.yahoo.com/ Voices <![CDATA[9/11 Through the Eyes of an Aspie]]> The four terrorist attacks resulted in over 6,500 injuries and 3,000 deaths. Despite such a tragic loss in life, I at the time did not give a flying hoot.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Sep 10, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/911-through-eyes-aspie-9102781.html <![CDATA[Young Man Only One Ear Hair Away from Retiring]]> 30-year-old Triangle native Chip Sanders already suffers from numerous old man symptoms, including but not limited to shrunken balls, jiggling man boobs, glaring bald spots, and whisker-like nose hairs.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Aug 26, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/young-man-only-one-ear-hair-away-9029189.html <![CDATA[Big-Breasted Woman Sick of Men's Inability to See Beyond Her Breasts]]> A big-breasted, 27-year-old woman from East Memphis has decided to take a stand against all the men who refuse to see beyond her triple F breasts and accept her as a unique human being with a unique mindset.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Aug 26, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/bigbreasted-woman-sick-mens-inability-9029161.html <![CDATA[Muammar Gaddafi Loses Chess Game for Libya]]> After 42 years of waging ruthless attacks on both his people and the rest of the world, the internationally famous despot Muammer Gaddafi has finally lost the chess game for Libya.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Aug 26, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/muammar-gaddafi-loses-chess-game-9029117.html <![CDATA[Pet Owner Shares Pizza with Dog in Honor of MLK's Legacy]]> Longtime Dorchester resident Charlie Jones, 25, has decided to share half of his pizza with his German Shepherd, Keanan, in celebration of the unveiling of the Martin Luther King, Jr. National Memorial in Washington, DC.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Aug 26, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/pet-owner-shares-pizza-dog-9029105.html <![CDATA[Drunk, Moody Roomie to Other Roomie: "I'm Going to Crush Your Head."]]> Late Friday evening, 34-year-old engineer Mark Coolidge came home from work and informed his roomie, 26-year-old freelancer Jack Patch, that he was going to crush his head.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Aug 26, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/drunk-moody-roomie-other-roomie-9029099.html <![CDATA[Rush Limbaugh Almost Finds Racial Harmony in 'Biracial Cookie']]> Following years of straddling the line between being a total bigot and just an insensitive ass, conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh almost found racial harmony this past Wednesday.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Aug 26, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/rush-limbaugh-almost-finds-racial-harmony-9028763.html <![CDATA[Rick Perry Unsure How Old His Wife Is, Despite Having Access to Wikipedia]]> While speaking in Portsmouth late Thursday afternoon, Rick Perry admitted to his supporters that he has no clue how old his wife is, even though Wikipedia clearly states that that she was born on March 5, 1952.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Aug 26, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/rick-perry-unsure-old-his-wife-9028749.html <![CDATA[Losers to March for "Vaginal Access" Rights]]> In an effort to combat years of undeliberate abstinence, about 300,000 geeks, dorks, nerds, squares, techies, virgins, hipster dufuses and other ragtag losers are planning to march on the National Mall on Saturday

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Aug 12, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/losers-march-vaginal-access-8957927.html <![CDATA[Brief Satire: Mitt Romney Leaves Wife for Bank of America]]> Mitt Romney filed for Divorce late Thursday, citing his 'œlove for the Bank of America' as the catalyst for the split.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Aug 12, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/brief-satire-mitt-romney-leaves-wife-8957807.html <![CDATA[Brief Satire: Obama Decides to Channel His Inner Rebel]]> So as to please his base, President Barack Obama has decided to channel his inner Jim Stark by buying a pair of rad jeans, taking up smoking again, and totally kicking some republican ass in a game of chicken.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Aug 05, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/brief-satire-obama-decides-channel-8921699.html <![CDATA[Brief Satire: Guinness Names Al Sharpton Most Serious Person Ever]]> MSNBC host, civil rights activist, and the man whom white people are taught from birth to hate, the Reverend Al Sharpton, has been named the world's most serious person ever by Guinness World Records.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Aug 05, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/brief-satire-guinness-names-al-sharpton-8921679.html <![CDATA[Brief Satire: Overanxious Nerd Gets to 'Second Base' with Unidentified Woman]]> 23-year-old Brier Creek resident Hardik Gupta got to 'second base' with an unidentified woman whom he has never spoken too.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Aug 05, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/brief-satire-overanxious-nerd-gets-8921653.html <![CDATA[Jesus Christ Reveals that Tea Party is the Antichrist]]> Jesus Christ made a surprise visit to Studio 3A to reveal to MSNBC contributor Willie Geist that the Tea Party, which is overwhelmingly Christian, is in fact the very essence of the Antichrist.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Jul 30, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/jesus-christ-reveals-tea-party-8886481.html <![CDATA[What If it Were Me?]]> Before you judge others, always ask yourself, "What if it were me?"

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Jul 23, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/what-if-were-me-8852871.html <![CDATA[Man Completely Unaware that He's a Total Fatass]]> an unidentified man from Jackson, Mississippi walked into Wendy's and, after ordering enough food to feed a horse, had the nerve to ask for a diet coke.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Jul 22, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/man-completely-unaware-hes-total-8852709.html <![CDATA[Gay Barbarian Savagely Ravages Pier 1 Imports Store for Not Having the "Friggen Pink Loveseat" He Wanted]]> Late Thursday afternoon, a gay barbarian brute stormed into Pier 1 Imports at the corner of Stanyan St and Geary Boulevard and flew into a violent rage after he was told that the store didn't have the "pink sofa" he wanted.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Jul 15, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/gay-barbarian-savagely-ravages-pier-8811607.html <![CDATA[Crazy Conspiracist / Wannabe Comedian Seeks First Contact with Celebrity Comedians]]> After three years of trying unsuccessfully to garner the attention of his favorite celebrity comedians, 29-year-old amateur comedian plans on using high-tech equipment he purchased off the Internet to telepathically communicate with them.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Jul 15, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/crazy-conspiracist-wannabe-comedian-8811621.html <![CDATA[Quid Pro Quo -- You Give Some, You Take Some]]> Our political climate is composed of various factions, including democrats and republicans. For us to ever achieve anything meaningful, both sides must engage in quid pro quo, in that each side must be willing to give some and take some.

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Jul 08, 2011

]]> http://voices.yahoo.com/quid-pro-quo-give-some-take-8773037.html <![CDATA[Kids Dragged to Funeral of Cougar that was Shot for Killing Family on Vacation]]> Hundreds of parents marched their kids through Yellowstone National Park on Thursday to pay their respects to a poor, innocent fully-grown cougar who was inhumanely shot to death a day earlier for merely maiming, killing and eating a stupid-ass family

Contributor: V Saxena
Published: Jul 08, 2011

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