Rush Limbaugh Almost Finds Racial Harmony in 'Biracial Cookie'

Palm Beach County, FL-Following years of straddling the line between being a total bigot and just an insensitive ass, conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh almost found racial harmony this past Wednesday courtesy of a "Triple Double Oreo" cookie that contains both chocolate and vanilla cream.

"I have been studying Obameo, as I like to call it, for three days now, and I swear I am very close to realizing that just because blacks and whites have different skin colors doesn't mean one is superior or inferior to another," Rush told reporters, his eyes still glued to the cookie.

Unfortunately, Limbaugh's transcendence was cut short when, in a rage of hunger, he ate the 'biracial' cookie.

Moral of the story: Rush is like the real-life Archie Bunker, except that he's not funny!