Rush Limbaugh Blasts Michele Obama for Eating Ribs on Vacation -- Says First Lady is Not Sports Illustrated Cover Material and A-Rod Wouldn't Date Her

Touting the virtues of eating wholesome, low fat food and improving the country's nutrition, First Lady Michelle Obama was recently "busted" for eating ribs while on vacation at a Colorado ski resort, much to the delight of conservative talk-show blowhard, Rush Limbaugh

In fact, Limbaugh, the roly-poly, four-times married, ex-pill popper, drug addict had some very unkind words to say about First Lady Michelle Obama's dietary lapse.

It seems Rush, who has always had weight problems himself, was very disappointed in Mrs. Obama's menu choices while she was dining at a ski resort with her daughters recently. He called her a hypocrite and a fake.

The portly Limbaugh, who calls himself, "talent on loan from God," also hinted strongly that our nation's first lady was getting fat. Mrs. Obama evidently does not meet Limbaugh's standards of fitness and health for women. He didn't come right out and say it, but he also hinted that Mrs. Obama is even losing her sex appeal.

He says the First Lady does not project the image of women you might see on the cover of Sports Illustrated Magazine (swimsuit edition), and NY Yankee baseball hitter, Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) would probably never ask her for a date.

He went on to say Mrs. Obama does not follow her own advice. "Leaders are supposed to be leaders. If we're supposed to go out and eat nothing but roots, berries and tree bark, Mrs. Obama should show us how."

It was reported that the meal Mrs. Obama consumed contained 1500 calories and 141 grams of fat. The meat, a braised ancho-chile short rib with hominy and mushrooms, contained 600 calories.

Whether or not the First Lady was just taking a vacation pass on her diet may never be known. She is said to exercise regularly, as her well toned arms named thunder and lightning, by the press show. She is a fine example of her Let's Move program as she still hula hoops with her kids.

Mrs. Obama's health program has four core plans: better nutrition information, increased physical activity, easier access to healthy food and personal responsibility.

As for her meeting Mr. Limbaugh's beauty standards, he is probably right. The First Lady probably did not inspire Brooklyn Decker, 2011 Swimsuit Edition of Sport's Illustrated Magazine's cover girl.

In an article titled "I was wrecking my body," Ms. Decker says in order to be a top model she spent years suffering with eating disorders. Her father was so worried he ordered an intervention. She now tries to eat broccoli, yogurt and blueberries and is a self-confessed candy addict. She did not credit the first lady for inspiring her to become a cover girl.

Ms. Decker is 24. Michelle Obama is 47 and the mother of 2. She graduated from Princeton University and Harvard Law School. She has had a career as a lawyer. Swimsuit modeling was probably not one of her interests.

If womanizer, steroid user (A-Rod) Alex Rodriguez ever shows up for a date with Mrs. Obama, hopefully the Secret Service will shoo him away. He is one nasty guy.

While his wife and two children waited at home, A-Rod socialized with strippers and prostitutes. It was reported that he purchased prostitute services from the Kristin Davis call girl agency, the same agency former governor, Eliot Spitzer used. It was rumored A-Rod also had an affair with Madonna.

He admitted to steroid use in 2001 to 2003 due to enormous amount of pressure to perform. Team mates are said to dislike his diva attitude, but Rush Limbaugh thinks it would be an honor for a woman to date him.

Perhaps Mr. Limbaugh could allow Mrs. Obama some slack and adopt a wait and see attitude on her health and fitness program. Even first ladies can eat a rib once in a while.

As for the First Lady inspiring swimsuit models and wanting to date A-Rod.... No way! El Rushbo can't possibly be serious. He's got to be kidding.

Sources:

http://www.dailymailco.uk/news/article-1358829Obamas-doubl-standards-family...

http://today.msbc.msn.com/id/41155839/ns/today-entertainment/

http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=116217

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20210657,00.html