Sally Hansen Diamond Strength No Chip Nail Color (All Shades)

They weren't kidding and no one was exaggerating when they named this stuff Sally Hansen Diamond Strength No Chip Nail Color. In fact, I wish I could get my car painted with the very same enamel and I'd never have to worry about parking lot dings in the future. I have hardly ever given myself manicures or pedicures. First, because I don't often have the opportunity to wear sandals. And second, I just didn't see all the effort as being worth it when two hours later there was a chip or crack or something. Lastly, my schedule doesn't lend itself to having hours to put on multiple coats and top coats and clear coats and such.

But summer was coming along with the occasional, obligatory sandals and I wanted my toenails to join in the celebration. But about the only thing I know for certain about nail polishes is that they normally don't last into the hour following their application, and because of this knowledge, I hadn't felt it necessary to purchase any in the last decade or so. Thus, I had to leave home to buy some. Then, I actually bought this only because it was the only brand on sale. And last, boy, was I lucky! I'll never buy another type of polish again, even if Sally Hansen starts only making one color of pukey institutional green. Even then, I'd paint my toenails with that tint, knowing that only a few warm months or nuclear war will affect its flawless finish.