Santa Claus and the Spoiled Brat
At the Mall
Hey Santa, dear Santa
Can I have a picture of you?
I have a big list
Of things that you can do.
Can I have a picture of you?
I have a big list
Of things that you can do.
You can get me a bike.
You can get me a Wii.
You can get me a house.
There's much more to see.
You can get me new clothes,
Only the most expensive will do.
And by the way Santa,
I want ten pairs of shoes.
Are you listening to me?
No sleeping on the job.
Your looking a little tired,
And you smell like a slob.
Go on and do it.
Take care of me now.
Otherwise dear Santa,
I'll have a big cow.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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5 Comments
Post a CommentI think a nice lump of coal is in order.
Steven...very humorous. I liked it much. I must share this with my wife (4th grade teacher) & my own Sun. School class. Great poem. Thanks for sharing. : - )
LOL And sadly, so true sometimes.
you've got the brat down perfect
Cute and yes, does remind me of a spoiled brat!