Sarah Palin and God's Ghostwriter
She Sits at the Right Hand, and Reads It
Where most politicians would let the gaff just die away, or make one joke about it (as she did on Leno) and then let it die...no, Sarah keeps returning to her busy left hand.
She told a group this week that Isaiah 49:16 says "See, I have engraved you on the palms of my hands; your walls are ever before me." This is apparently, in Sarah's reading, proof that God uses cheat-sheets on his palms during interviews too!
Sarah apparently believes that God has hands. She also seems to believe that God has trouble remembering things, so he must write himself notes.
And who gets to interview God anyway? Is there some HolyFoxNews where we can tune in someone questioning God on a regular basis...or is it like the weekly appearances of the British Prime Minister before the House of Commons, "Question-Time" where the back-benchers get to hit the Big Guy (or Gal) with questions (and presumably He provides answers from notes on His palms).
Of course, if God keeps notes on his hands, does he just have hands as big as the universe? Or does God have to wash-off those notes, to fit more notes? Does he use anti-bacterial hand soap? Do his fingers have nails? Does he have to clip them?
Can you imagine how valuable one of God's finger-nail clippings would be? Imagine what that would fetch on EBAY!
Maybe a panel discussion including God and Sarah would help clear up some of these questions:
Sarah: "So how's that peace-y change-y thing working out for you?"
God: "Blessed are the peacemakers. You know, I can see Russia from my back yard, too."
Sarah: "We've just got to keep those socialists out of Washington. Back in Wasilla, that's real America. Guns, moose, hockey and checks from the government courtesy of oil drilling."
God: "Nome wasn't built in a day."
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Post a CommentThis is historically inaccurate!!!! But seriously, God should hold "question time".
Excellent :) I just read a review of her new show in the UK press and it was hilarious. I think if Sarah Palin was to become president, it would be like the cast of Monty Python sitting in the House Of Commons in the UK.
Did you see her new show coming up? That should be interesting…lol.
Lighten up sister...it's called "Humor".
where is your sources,Did you hear, are see this,I watch the new all the time and have never seen anything like what you have been talking about,your information did not come from the Bible,are it would not sound like you are making fun of the Bible.
Just what Bible are you reading,My Bible say in Isaiah49:16 Behold,I have graven thee upon the palms of my hands;thy wall are continually before me.I also know that God has his arms around me.Try reading Isaiah49:22,where Lord God saith,behold I will lift up mine hand to the Gentiles.and also in Isaiah 51:5. God need no foot note,The Bible Is his words,And he is the judge.I know that we still have freedom of speech,at least for a little while,I might be taken this the wrong way if so I am sorry,but it sound like you are being the judge of Sarah Palin.You know what ever we do or say,we all have to face judgement day,And to me that one and only judge will be The Lord my Savior.
Gods ghost writer, Ha.
How very snarky of you. Perhaps Ms. Palin (no I am not a fan) was using metaphor... One need not criticize all statements in order to get to the truth!
I know I couldn't remember everything if I had to give speeches and interviews without aids (notes or teleprompters). But, I also wouldn't criticize anyone for using either! I wrote a limerick on this called "Palin's Railin'"
Shall we call Sarah's comments half-baked Alaska? Sarah has never sounded like a politician. She always sounds like an uneducated housewife. And she really is very intelligent. But if you compare her style of speaking to the style of others like Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi, Sarah falls short of sounding like someone competent enough to hold any public office.