Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber in 2012!!!!

It was nice to learn how much Caribou Barbie's wardrobe is worth, but fans of Sarah Palin be warned; you may not be able to buy the doll for your favorite little Palin princess. She'll just have to pin her hopes on someday becoming a beauty queen that somehow learns enough about politics for it to be cute, come up with a few catch phrases, and let the Republican party buy her a very expensive but incredibly sexy naughty librarian wardrobe.

All the media are buzzing over this trite little bite of information (So sad that Mr. Blackwell didn't live to name Sarah Palin Worst Dressed, even with spending all that campaign money), but a few outlets have also focused on her worst recent faux pas: stating that the Vice President is overlord of the Senate. And this after she stated in her debate with Joe Biden that she basically thinks that the constitution needs to be changed to allow the Vice President to have a little more power (implying that she already knew they didn't have all that much)! I guess she now believes that this has already happened because when she asks God for things he gives them to her. Or all of this celebrity is going to her head just a little bit.

But Sarah Palin is no celebrity. After listening to Gretchen Wilson sing "Redneck Woman" for her at a rally, Sarah Palin declared that she was proud to be a redneck. (Yeah, a redneck that won the lottery. We know how dangerous those can be.) But Sarah Palin's red neck isn't from working hours in the sun or even from wearing cheap fabric that gives her a rash; it's from all of the attempts by John McCain to strangle her to death. But as much as we enjoy making fun of all of Sarah Palin's recent goofs and gaffes, she may be a lot smarter than we think.

Perhaps Sarah Palin now believes that she is more popular than John McCain and would do better off without him, so she's deliberately sabotaging his campaign, without going too overboard. She may think that her adoring public will be so ready to get rid of the horrible monster of an Arabic, terrorist-loving President in four years that she'll win by a landslide without that musty old man by her side. But he did, perhaps, at least find her a perfect running mate in Joe the Plumber, America's newest ridiculous Republican celebrity and wannabe professional toilet unclogger. Sarah Palin is so full of shit, she's going to need a good one for her four (or less if this peach gets impeached) years.

So, Republicans, except for all of you who came to your senses and endorsed Barack Obama, never fear, in four years you could get what you really want: Caribou Barbie making the White House her dream house with moose heads on the wall and bearskins on the floor. Sarah Palin may like handing out first names and titles joined by "the" to Americans like Joe the Plumber, but, like the All-American Barbie she has become, she has many of her own: Sarah the Moose Hunter, Sarah the Pit Bull, Sarah the Unfaithful Wife, Sarah the Redneck, Sarah the Shopaholic, Sarah the Pro-American, Sarah the Hockey Mom, and, hopefully someday, Sarah the President.

SOURCES: http://embeds.blogs.foxnews.com/2008/10/22/palin-im-a-redneck-woman/