Sarah Palin Lookalike Porn Video "Nailin' Paylin" to Be Released Before Election Day

There will be no need to search the internet for nude photos of Sarah Palin in about a month. Unless if you're still looking for nude photos of the real Sarah Palin... But how about a porn video?

The Coming Of "Nailin' Paylin"

Hustler Video is firing off a quickie -- so to speak -- with a new - and nude, of course - production of the sexually satirized vice presidential exploits of Sarah Palin, shooting a porn movie called "Nailin' Paylin" with Palin lookalike porn star Lisa Ann. The faux video (not to be confused with anything shown on Fox News) is being fast-tracked, according to TMZ.com, so it can be available for viewing before Election Day. TMZ.com cleverly reports, "The spelling is sic and so is Hustler. You betcha!"

Lisa Ann, the movie's stand-in (a questionable term) for the Alaska governor, will, according to blurbs released in support of the porn movie, "be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door" and having a flashback to her college days when a "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

Never one to shy away from controversy or an opportunity, Larry Flynt, the owner of Hustler, is taking full advantage of the popularity of the would be vice president.

There will even be a scene of "girl-on-girl lovin'," where Lisa Ann will perform with Condoleeza Rice and Hillary Clinton look-alikes. According to the Huffington Post, Nina Hartley will play the Clinton role.

No word as yet who will be playing the First Dude.

The New York Daily News broke the story, reporting that Larry Flynt and Hustler had advertised for an actress to play the part of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin on Craigslist.com, offering $3000 to play the part in a 10-day porn movie shoot. They were quick to point out that it was confirmed by a Flynt spokesperson and that the actress playing the part would not be Tina Fey, the "30 Rock" and "Saturday Night Live" alumnus who has played Palin to great reviews in opening sketches of SNL for the past several weeks.

There has also been no corroboration of whether the recently surfaced footage of Sarah Palin's flute playing in a beauty pageant talent competition will be used for technical or artistic advisement.

Will The Real Sarah Palin Nude Photos (Videos?) Please Pop Up?

But "stand-ins" for the governor of Alaska have become quite common on the internet and throughout the media. Thousands of video spoofs can be found on YouTube and other video sharing sites. Photoshopped and non-photoshopped photos, including nude photos, of Sarah Palin look-alikes, wannabes, and spoofers can be found as well. A photoshopped picture of Sarah Palin, complete with American flag bikini and semi-automatic weapon, went viral within hours of the Alaska governor's nomination to the position of Senator John McCain's running mate. Only the face was actually Palin's.

Last week, a bar owner in Chicago unveiled a nude portrait of Palin holding a semi-automatic rifle (note the recurring phallic imagery as well), a representation where only the face was taken from the governor (the body was modeled after that of the bar owner's daughter). It is reported that business has been brisk since the unveiling.

Which begs the question: Why does there seem to be a psychological need for people to strip bare the famous and the powerful? Is it some sort of mental equalizer, to see that the successful, the prominent, and the powerful are actually - when stripped of their clothes - just as we are? Or is it a way to feel superior or dominant, knowing that to be laid bare is to be vulnerable? Do we do it to make them less than who they are or make them our equals or simply to satisfy some prurient animalistic curiosity?

Who knows? Perhaps it is a strange working combination of all three desires.

One thing is certain: There has been and remains a demand for nude photos of the rich and famous. Sarah Palin definitely qualifies. Even surrogates will do. The massive volume of google searches for Sarah Palin nude photos or Sarah Palin hot pictures have driven the views of many articles, photos, and videos for the past month. This writer understands only too well the strange desire of the curious to seek out all things Sarah Palin of late (the study of which is known as Palintology), having helped feed that internet monster.

Watch That Spelling! It's "Nailin' Paylin", not "Nailin' Palin"

In fact, this writer just might have helped Larry Flynt and company come up with the title of their ambitious porn video, "Nailin' Paylin." Back on September 13, Saul Relative published the article, "Nailin' Palin: Does Sarah Palin Misquote or Simply Not Quote Abraham Lincoln?" It was to be the start of a series of articles on Governor Palin's aversion to telling the truth and incredible gaffes. I submitted another article that was published, but the "Nailin' Palin" prefix was dropped. Taking the cue, I have not used it in a title since (unfortunately for my bank account, it would appear). Now, perhaps the editors will allow this writer to use it again.

And this is not to say that this writer wishes to take credit for Larry Flynt's title-in-production, sic or not. Just saying...

The "Nailin' Paylin" porn video is currently in pre-production.

Sources:

TMZ.com
HuffingtonPost.com
NYDailyNews.com
YouTube.com
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