Sarah Palin Political Limericks

Came a VP hopeful who spoke of Joe Sixpacks
but when questioned, seldom stuck to the facts
It was but a ruse
by a woman who lacked clues
to cover for the credentials she lacks

From Seattle all the way to Key Largo
many voters hope for an embargo
on Palin's avoidance of facts
and her many shrill attacks
with an accent straight from the film Fargo

Her daughter's boyfriend Palin sought to advise
after Bristol's tummy started to rise
marry my daughter young man
and 'til the wedding I demand
you keep your 'Johnston' in your Levis