Sarah Palin Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Moosehead Sales to Soar from Thursday Night's Debate

Nancy Tracy
While I do not usually condone consuming large quantities of alcoholic beverages, certain occasions call for more than the usual glass of wine with dinner. The Sarah Palin-Joe Biden vice presidential debate scheduled for this Thursday, Oct. 2, is one of those times.

Though the vice presidential debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden is likely to be an entertaining show even if you're stone cold sober, just think of how much more fun you could have adding alcohol to the mix.

RULES OF THE SARAH PALIN VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE DRINKING GAME

Take a chug of Moosehead beer whenever Sarah Palin says the following:

--Maverick
--Reformer
--Any sentence including the words "neighbor" and "Russia"
--Small-town values
--Gwen or Joe (remember how many times Palin said "Charlie" during the Gibson interview?)
--Off shore oil
--Alaska
--"Thanks but no thanks!"
-- Witchcraft (not likely...but hey, you never know, especially if Kathleen Parker's name should pop up)

Take two chugs of Moosehead whenever Sarah Palin does the following:

--Utters a coherent sentence (i.e., contains a subject and a verb and makes logical sense)
--Talks about her new friend Henry Kissinger or Hamid Karzai
--Explains how being the part-time mayor of Wasilla, Alaska with a full-time city manager counts as executive experience

Chug a whole bottle of Moosehead if Sarah Palin mentions the following:

--Palin Presidency

On second thought, make that two bottles of Moosehead.

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Author's note: The author of this piece does not actually condone the drinking of large quantities of alcohol or playing drinking games of any sort. For more information, please look up the word satire in your favorite dictionary.

See also:
Palin Bingo

Published by Nancy Tracy - Featured Contributor in Arts & Entertainment

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  • minerva 10/8/2008

    amazing game, perfect for weekends!

  • MichiganexPat 10/2/2008

    I was drunk after the first 25 minutes.

  • Louis Yun 10/2/2008

    For Sarah's foreign policy experience,

    If she mentions Russia, a shot of Stoli
    If she mentions Mexico, a shot of Cuervo Gold
    If she mentions Canada, BINGO! Three bottles of Moosehead.

  • Laura- Juneau, AK 10/1/2008

    How about drink every time she talks about the old-boy networks of Alaska?

  • Monica 10/1/2008

    You should add this one:

    Take a shot if she says, "Sure (or shore?) up"

    I'll be drunk within 5 minutes.

  • Lucas 9/30/2008

    Check out this one:

    http://www.howcast.com/videos/35389-How-To-Turn-a-Presidential-Debate-Into-a-Drinking-Game

    There's even an instructional video!

  • Mavyn 9/29/2008

    Lol =)

  • Louisa Burgess 9/28/2008

    talk about a FUN night!

  • Sheryl Young 9/27/2008

    Promises to be one of the dullest events of the year (not your article - the debate between these two!)

  • saul relative 9/27/2008

    This may be one of the best pieces written on the presidential election this year, Nancy. And I love Moosehead... uh, beer, that is. If that poster child for the politically impaired makes it to the White House (except to vist Dubya before he leaves), I am definitely going to buy a bar and stay stone cold drunk throughout her tenure. I'd have to drink just to listen to her press conferences. She is embarrassing the good people of Alaska (and some are in her family). All eight of them are drunk already...

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