'Sarah Palin's Alaska' - Kate Gosselin Shows Us Who's the Bigger Diva
Caribou Barbie Meets Girly Girl
We start out with Sarah at the gun shop, choosing the perfect shot gun to protect Kate Gosselin and her eight kids from bears in the Alaskan wilderness. The plan was to set out for an Alaskan camping trip.
After the Gosselin clan arrived at Sarah's home, the first thing the eight kids did was play with the real bear rug, a bear that Sarah's dad shot three years ago, complete with a removable tongue. It was the first of many events that would leave Kate wide-eyed.
Before the camping trip out to the middle of nowhere, accessible only by pontoon plane, everyone needed to take a "Learn to Return" class.
"I grew up camping pretty much every weekend and I try to do the same with my kids," said Sarah.
But Kate said, "I can honestly say I have never camped for real." We weren't surprised.
Before graduation from the "Learn to Return" class, the two women had to practice shooting shot guns at the shooting range. Caribou Barbie took to it immediately. "That feels good, " said Sarah.
Meanwhile, Girly Girl looked increasingly uneasy. Willow Palin could sense it, but she acknowledged that her mom is a bit out of the norm.
"She's crazy, " Willow said to Kate.
"Crazy...I was just gonna say that, " Kate replied.
And just to freak Kate out a little more, she and her eight kids took a tour of the home of Sarah's dad, the one that shot the bear that became a rug. The kids loved what Kate called a "museum." There were beaver skulls and a whale tooth. It was taxidermy heaven, complete with a humongous antler mountain. Kate probably felt like she was in the middle of a B-rate horror movie. No escape. Not even a Starbucks.
Then the big day arrived, camping in the wilderness in the cold and the rain.
"Are you kidding me? Doesn't the lodge sound more exciting to you?" asked Kate. And it just got worst from there.
"I'm not worried about bears. I'm just worried about keeping my toes wiggling because they're frozen," said Kate. As the Gosselin eight romped outside with Sarah and her clan, building a fire, grilling hamburgers and eating s'mores, Kate stood under a tent, freezing her butt off.
"This is the most luxurious camping spot that I've ever seen, " said Sarah.
"This is cruel and unusual punishment,"said Kate.
And finally, as her teeth chattered and her body shook, Gosselin went on complete diva mode. "This is just ridiculous. I just don't get the concept, " said Kate. "I'm freezing to the bone. I have 19 layers on. I'm hungry!"
Todd Palin, ever the quiet and obedient one, stood over to the side, trying to catch a fish in the lake. "Are you escaping? You're smarter than you look, honey," said Sarah.
Finally, Kate had enough. "I'm outta here," she said, taking her eight kids with her, whether they liked it or not.
Too bad we didn't get to see her run from a bear.
Source:
"Sara Palin's Alaska" on TLC.
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8 Comments
Post a CommentExcellent work! Happy Holidays =0)
I agree, Jolie! Kate was ridiculous. Classic when she said of camping, "Why would you pretend you're homeless?"
@A. Hermitt - I'm no Palin fan, but all of Gosselin's kids were enjoying the experience. She should have toughed it out for them instead of worrying about her cold toes.
Whatever! I didn't see the show, but I know that if God wanted me to hang out outside in the Alaska Wilderness, that I would have been born with a fur coat ... so I'm with Kate!
Show was hilarious - Gosselin couldn't figure out how to show cleavage in a parka so she just whined. I loved that the Palin's just pointed Kate toward transportation and continued without her - but her kids were having fun. The fuss about hunting caribou and real world fishing is crazy. The scenery on Palin's show is amazing and the Palins come across as real people who like each other. Gosselin was too dumb to know moving around would warm her up. What a loser.
It really showed what a poor mother she is. why did she sign on to go to alaska and do this? I think she offended everyone and she is out of her element if she isn't going someplace fancy, with 5 star service.Not one of the kids complained, even Maddy.
Kate showed the world how stuck on herself she can be. She showed no spirit of being thankful for an opportunity and demonstrated how she manipulates the 8 kids to do her bidding. She sucks!
Kate continues to show the world just what a spoiled,self-centered,whiny,brat she is! If I were the Palin clan,I would've thrown her to the bears...except they probably would've thrown her right back!