"Sarah Palin's Alaska" Recap

So last night we got to see the Godzilla/King Kong matchup of our times with the unholy alliance of the KateNess Monster and the ImPalin' Machine together in Alaska, on Sarah's Alaskan Mooseknuckle or whatever the hell that atrocious abomination of television is called.

At first it was all cute-like as both Kate and Sarah shared stories of emasculating their husbands, ignoring their children, and tearing paparazzo's limbs off with their bare hands, so we were like, "Sure they're gonna be friends, it's in the book of Revelations that this is how it starts raining frogs or something."

So Sarah took Kate out on her deck to look at Russia...then they went to a "Bear Safety Demo" where basically she told the lil' Gosselin Monsters to paint themselves with honey and go screaming in the woods. Sarah then cocked back her Uzi and took care of some Bears. The big giant gun both horrified and intrigued the KateNess monster...

"I'm not really in to guns per se, but I will take a glock to John's kneecaps the next time he writes 'FREE AT LAST' in the memo of the child support check."

Then it was time to go camping, and it was raining and cold, and being "all Alaska" up in this bish, and Kate's like, "Awwww hell, NAW! I did not do the things I have done to 'rough it' ever again. You don't sleep with Jon for 10 years and then go sleep in a tent. Oh no..."

To which Sarah replied, "Golly gee, Kate, who knew the frigid could even feel the cold? Dontcha know...it's something to refudiate, that's for sure. Oh well, we'll just show the American people that I can sleep in a tent in the rain caressing my gun. You go back to the Anchorage Holiday Inn or whatever."

And Kate took her lil' monsters and went home.

So are we comforted that they aren't besties? Sorta. But then there's the unsettling feeling you get in your stomach when two heinous people DON'T get along. It's like wow...who's actually worse? A harpy or an idiot? Hmmmm....

Well, yay, the one and only time I'm ever watching this show. Did you catch it last night?

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