"Saucy" Sayings at Taco Bell: Humorous Slogans
Do you love to read the sayings on the hot sauce packets at Taco Bell? I love to read them. They brighten my day. Here are some of the humorous sayings that are found on those packets:
Help! I can't tell where I am. It's dark and I can hear laughing.
I'm taking the day off. See next packet.
At night the sporks pick on me.
I'm in good hands now.
This space for rent. Inquire within.
Will you scratch my back?
Can I drive?
How many of these do you already have in your glove compartment?
Polly want a taco?
The road to mediocrity is littered with empty ketchup packets.
Mild sauce...the new ketchup.
The official sauce of Taco Bell.
Live life one sauce packet at a time.
Warning! You're about to make a taco very happy.
Nice palm. I read a great deal of pleasure in your future.
My sauce is a honor student at Taco State.
I'm just doing this between films.
Open quickly...I'm burning up in here.
If you throw this, would it be a flying saucer?
Willing to relocate.
Will you marry me?
Why order a taco when you can ask it politely?
When I grow up, I want to be a waterbed.
Be gentle.
My other taco is a Chalupa.
Save a bun. Eat a taco.
Single hot sauce seeking friendship, maybe more.
Not to be used as a floatation device.
...Tails.
You had me at taco.
Do you add sauce left to right, or right to left?
IM A HOT T R U 2?
Use your stomach, not your mind.
I think that their sayings are hilarious. Whenever we go to the drive-thru at Taco Bell, I always make sure to ask for taco sauce or they won't put any in our bag. Got to have the sauce. I do enjoy reading the packets. So if you need some cheering up, go to Taco Bell and be sure to ask for the sauce packets. They will make you laugh.
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10 Comments
Post a Commenti have one. its " At night Sporks use me as a pillow."
i dont have a LOT of these sayings.. i started trying to collect them a while back. I have:
I've been through fire for you!
Why are you staring at me?
Will you marry me?
I feel so comfortable in your hands.
Promis you'll text me in the morning.
I'm in talks to have my own reality show.
Dibs on taco.
Let's go get matching tattoos.
Do I know you from somewhere?
This space for rent inquire within.
Take me to your leader.
I have a feeling this is going to go badly for me.
Let me slip out of these wet clothes.
Roadtrip?
I'm green with envy.
Guess it's just you and me now.
I'm not just another pretty face.
I carry my weight in my midsection.
I see how you look at other sauces.
I've learned not to get too attatched.
I'm a people packet.
Did the paparazzi see us together?
Will work for food.
Give me some knuckles.
Can I ride shotgun?
Saying goodbye is the hardest part of the job.
Taco me.
Has catsup been talking smack about me?
Sauce has taken on a whole new greening.
I love you. I'm just not in love with you.
When I grow up I want to be a bottle.
This is gonna end with you eating me, isn't it?
I do all my own stunts.
Is it me, or is it hot in here?
It would be an honor to sauce your food.
Have your people call my people.
Sometimes I crave myself... is that wrong?
Don't throw me under a bus.
I hope you are not wearing white.
I'm gonna be fire for halloween.
Wait, I want to remember you like this.
We could all use a little squeeze now and then.
You bring the appetite, I'll bring the heat.
I totaly came up with Doritos Locos Taco... you're welcome.
Doritos Taco... Please put me on that.
Good thing the nacho dust matches my outfit.
I saw the way you looked at mild. It's ok, I forgive you.
Doritos taco... Dreams do come true.
Does the spork go on the right or left?
Imagine a world with nacho cheese dust as far as the eye can see.
Doritos shell? That's one giant step for tacokind.
Help! I can't tell where I am. It's dark and I can hear laughing.
Wow,I'll have to look for these. Five stars and this time they took my rating (last time it didn't show up).
Glen William Bell is going to be laughing about it.
I must be oblivious. I never even realized there were saying on hot sauce packets. You can bet I'll be looking for them the next time I go to Taco Bell. Great job!
My fiancee proposed to me last week using the Will you marry me? sauce, with an engagement ring wrapped around it. :-) (Don't worry...he didn't actually do it IN a Taco Bell).
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lol, I just looked at one earlier and it was Will You Marry Me? I thought, how strange. Funny that I saw this today after I realized there were sayings on them. I don't eat Taco Bell a whole lot althoough I do love it.
Most of those are pretty good. I will be sure to ask for sauce next time.
I never realized that there were sayings on the packets though I don't eat often at Taco Bell. I do love the idea and the sayings are hilarious.
Very funny. I never noticed the jokes!