Say it Ain't So, More Limericks About Joe (The Plumber)

There was a "plumber" named Joe

who in the 3rd debate stole the show

McCain smiled cool as a cucumber

turns out, Joe isn't even a plumber

down the drain the careers of both go

2.

"Joe the plumber" neglected to pay tax

McCain's fact checkers must be quite lax

word spread quickly of his fame

McCain's crowds chant Joe's name

as the story got in the way of the facts

3.

Don't confuse "Joe the plumber" with Joe Sixpack

one's Palin's pal, the other's John Mac's

neither's a plumber it's true

but you'll get the same view

as their pants sag halfway down their backs